Fries are potatoes that are cut the fuck up in long, finger sized pieces, hopefully blanched and patted dry, before being fried to a deliciously awesome golden brown then salted until the doctors regret longing a less robust patient portfolio.

Chips are cut tf up in whatever way an unsettled person would chop a potato up with no supervision and recklessly dropped into lava oil with zero capacity to care, or want, that everyone around them survives.

My favorite recipes revolve around whatever the fuck I want to do with a potato before I get nice, then pepper, salt, olive oil and herb TF outta them before they're tossed into the oven, turned and made sure all sides are facefucktastic before letting them rest long enough to vaguely forget the previous torture they've been through, but subtly never let the horrors vanish from their souls.

Then, Bon Appétit.

moeriscus t1_jabh5f1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:45 AM

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Replying to Meanderingversion (#2,092,671)

No need to convince me, good sir. I'm American. Take it up with the Commonwealth countries :-)

Meanderingversion t1_jabhbw1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:47 AM

#2,093,035

Replying to moeriscus (#2,092,983)

I've never been so passionate about an irrelevant topic at 12am in my life.

UnScience t1_jabhtpz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:52 AM

#2,093,165

Replying to moeriscus (#2,092,172)

Hot chips and chips are different. Chips would be for products like doritos.

Dependent_Yesterday9 t1_jabhuz4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:53 AM

#2,093,178

Replying to moeriscus (#2,092,983)

I read this and heard 🎶And I'll gladly stand up next to you, And defend her still today🎶

I salute you my fellow American.

(This is slightly satirical but Id be lying if I didnt say it was also slightly true)

DoppelFrog t1_jabk8tl wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:20 AM

#2,093,793

Which flavour?

MonkeyPolice t1_jabmgdq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:46 AM

#2,094,320

Huh, not Florida.

baddfingerz1968 t1_jabq0eg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:31 AM

#2,095,132

But "no one can eat just one..."

[deleted] t1_jabq7hu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:34 AM

#2,095,179

Replying to Meanderingversion (#2,092,671)

My local chippy (for hot chips) makes their own from hand cut potatoes. So that's chipped hot chips. :) 😀

vncrpp t1_jabtmyz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:20 AM

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Replying to peebo_sanchez (#2,092,039)

https://youtu.be/iyoq7A9d51I

saschaleib t1_jabutfj wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:37 AM

#2,096,151

Replying to smokeyfantastico (#2,091,438)

This falls into the category: ”justified anger“.

Sprinkle_Puff t1_jabw2rd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:55 AM

#2,096,434

What kind of chip? If it was a salt n vinegar kettle chip, it may have been worth it

notapolita t1_jabwwgr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:07 AM

#2,096,629

Let's say this was an accident. Still, how do you live with someone who is willing to argue with you over a single chip? How do you come to the conclusion that she is in fact a reasonable choice for a partner?

J4MES101 t1_jabz6pc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:40 AM

#2,097,153

Imagine if he’d eaten two.

ISISstolemykidsname t1_jac0yiv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:06 AM

#2,097,559

Replying to UnScience (#2,093,165)

Hot chips is only used when required to differentiate between chips and hot chips. Otherwise they're just referred to as chips.

danteheehaw t1_jac195q wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:10 AM

#2,097,637

Replying to notapolita (#2,096,629)

Clearly she had no intention of living with that person. She ended the relationship, and tried to make sure her partner would no longer terrorize other people with those horrible chip stealing habits.