Submitted by Spratty75849 t3_11dwm6y in nottheonion
moeriscus t1_jabe3ms wrote
Reply to comment by MeLaughFromYou in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
This is from Australia. I believe the term 'chips' translates to 'french fries' in American
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jae6br1 wrote
So an Oreida commercial
UnScience t1_jabhtpz wrote
Hot chips and chips are different. Chips would be for products like doritos.
ISISstolemykidsname t1_jac0yiv wrote
Hot chips is only used when required to differentiate between chips and hot chips. Otherwise they're just referred to as chips.
ohpee64 t1_jae30w1 wrote
This is correct, you're a chip off the ol' block.
LittleKitty235 t1_jaebvz9 wrote
In this case ol'block refers to engine block
Meanderingversion t1_jabfzzg wrote
No, it fucking doesn't and hear me out, please...
Chips are referenced as flakes that fall off of something and infuriates everyone involved.
Fries are potatoes that are cut the fuck up in long, finger sized pieces, hopefully blanched and patted dry, before being fried to a deliciously awesome golden brown then salted until the doctors regret longing a less robust patient portfolio.
Chips are cut tf up in whatever way an unsettled person would chop a potato up with no supervision and recklessly dropped into lava oil with zero capacity to care, or want, that everyone around them survives.
My favorite recipes revolve around whatever the fuck I want to do with a potato before I get nice, then pepper, salt, olive oil and herb TF outta them before they're tossed into the oven, turned and made sure all sides are facefucktastic before letting them rest long enough to vaguely forget the previous torture they've been through, but subtly never let the horrors vanish from their souls.
Then, Bon Appétit.
[deleted] t1_jabq7hu wrote
My local chippy (for hot chips) makes their own from hand cut potatoes. So that's chipped hot chips. :) 😀
moeriscus t1_jabh5f1 wrote
No need to convince me, good sir. I'm American. Take it up with the Commonwealth countries :-)
Meanderingversion t1_jabhbw1 wrote
I've never been so passionate about an irrelevant topic at 12am in my life.
Dependent_Yesterday9 t1_jabhuz4 wrote
I read this and heard 🎶And I'll gladly stand up next to you, And defend her still today🎶
I salute you my fellow American.
(This is slightly satirical but Id be lying if I didnt say it was also slightly true)
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