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jordantask t1_j8y2gr6 wrote

Reply to comment by delocx in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_

Plot Twist: Marriage counsellor was secretly a hitman hired by each spouse to kill the other but decided to counsel them instead.

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TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j8ybov3 wrote

Will you be willing to sell me the rights to that idea so I can make a movie out of it?

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jordantask t1_j8yerid wrote

One Hundred BEEEEELLLION dollars!!

Touches pinky to corner of mouth

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TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j8yfczh wrote

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

oh, you’re serious?

Hold on, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We thought you were going to ask for a trillion dollars! Hahaha

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Mohingan t1_j902wc8 wrote

Guy decides to turn his whole life around, go to school, and learn marriage counselling just because he believed in them.

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