CandylandCanada t1_j8x6w7c wrote on February 17, 2023 at 4:21 PM

Imagine the look on the counsellor’s face when these two told their story. That counsellor deserves whatever the therapeutic equivalent of the Nobel Peace Prize is.

delocx t1_j8xjuf1 wrote on February 17, 2023 at 5:43 PM

Hell of a testimonial too.

"Our marriage was so bad I tried to murder my husband... 5 times! But thanks to Dr. McFuckingAwesome we've patched things up and have now been married for 57 years!"

jordantask t1_j8y2gr6 wrote on February 17, 2023 at 7:42 PM

Plot Twist: Marriage counsellor was secretly a hitman hired by each spouse to kill the other but decided to counsel them instead.

TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j8ybov3 wrote on February 17, 2023 at 8:42 PM

Will you be willing to sell me the rights to that idea so I can make a movie out of it?

jordantask t1_j8yerid wrote on February 17, 2023 at 9:02 PM

One Hundred BEEEEELLLION dollars!!

Touches pinky to corner of mouth

TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j8yfczh wrote on February 17, 2023 at 9:06 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

oh, you’re serious?

Hold on, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We thought you were going to ask for a trillion dollars! Hahaha

Mohingan t1_j902wc8 wrote on February 18, 2023 at 4:57 AM

Guy decides to turn his whole life around, go to school, and learn marriage counselling just because he believed in them.

Lovat69 t1_j8zi495 wrote on February 18, 2023 at 1:53 AM

He now puts the toilet seat down and the dirty laundry goes in the hamper!

kalekayn t1_j9bzayz wrote on February 20, 2023 at 8:28 PM

Sounds like an old hollywood version of Mr and Mrs. Smith.