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vibesandcrimes t1_ja5w3ry wrote
Why do all this when their zip code does it more effectively?
tendervittles77 t1_ja5wd4k wrote
The best line in Gattaca is from the genetic counselor picking a parent’s genes for a child:
“It is still you, just the best parts of you.”
He is the embodiment of the slippery slope.
That film was produced by Danny DeVito. I wonder if he was interested in the project because he would never exist in that world.
P7BinSD t1_ja5wwi4 wrote
Look no further than your ZIP code.
Independent-Canary95 t1_ja5x1s0 wrote
Their chances are whatever their parents have in their bank account.
wascilly_wabbit t1_ja5y14l wrote
I bet not a one of them can pass the SAT
jayfeather31 t1_ja5zckz wrote
That's fucked up.
bigbangbilly t1_ja67upp wrote
>Danny DeVito
Gattaca might as well be a dramatic escalation of Brothers (the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger) like how based on fan theories Snowpiercer is somehow a sequel to Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.
futurewolf336 t1_ja68k35 wrote
Why not just look at the parents economic status and connections?
Skyhawk412 t1_ja6a53f wrote
Here comes quackery!
Esselon t1_ja6dhly wrote
I'd guess most of these people would also agree with the statement of "we only use 10% of our brains" despite that being just a shitty scifi plot point.
ohmosis t1_ja6fyps wrote
One of the stupidest things I've ever read is this.
paper_mountain t1_ja6g38l wrote
I was wondering when eugenics 2 was gonna drop
Dromey_P t1_ja6gbrw wrote
I'm at the wrong level of sobriety to understand this and I'm honestly not sure in which direction changing it would be helpful in figuring this out.
tendervittles77 t1_ja6iefm wrote
I think he’s referring to the movie TWINS, where Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger played fraternal twins. Arnold had been engineered to be a super-being, and Danny DeVito was “the leftovers.”
bigbangbilly t1_ja6jh0x wrote
That’s the movie. I got the name wrong
professor__doom t1_ja6l5tp wrote
"My life just got flushed down the toilet...I'm genetic garbage."
hummingbird_mywill t1_ja6nk3v wrote
I’m sure you can’t totally believe this though…
My husband’s parents were Polish immigrants with PhDs. Mom got cancer within a year of arriving in the US and died. Dad’s English was kind of shit so he couldn’t keep a job at his level and struggled to pay the bills as a single father. Both husband and sister-in-law went to Ivy League schools on scholarship/loans. These kinds of stories aren’t uncommon for immigrants who have a lot of brains and no money.
Matter of fact, even with me, both my parents are educated but fucking stupid with money and lost hundreds of thousands of dollars getting grifted repeatedly. I have gone on to be modestly successful, no thanks to their money, but thanks for the genetics mom and dad 🙏
bettinafairchild t1_ja6oqfb wrote
They already do this. People select their partner based on similar education levels. And if you get donor eggs or sperm, they almost exclusively take sperm from donors who are taller than 5’10” and who went to an elite school. They include SAT scores on the application, but I don’t think they verify as there was some dude who made all kinds of bogus claims and famously a significant proportion of the kids he fathered have serious mental and emotional problems, similar to him. For donor eggs they charge a premium for women from elite schools and they’re more likely to demand to see what she looks like first and favor pretty donors.
Sw33ttoothe t1_ja6s2dn wrote
You seem proud of not understanding how statistics work. Also, pretty weird that you attribute your moderate success to your genetics.
ddbllwyn t1_ja6xeyx wrote
What’s the passing score of SAT today? When I took my SATs a hundred years ago, we didn’t have pass or fail. It was just a numerical score
Deyln t1_ja6xplf wrote
ah yes.... testing embryos for enforced debt.
VoDoka t1_ja7008t wrote
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VoDoka t1_ja704wq wrote
The results are sound, non of the embryos not send to college finished college.
CreativeCorinne t1_ja74thv wrote
Not to mention the wack BMI requirements for female donors...
Ephemeral_Being t1_ja782ti wrote
It's basically the same. You take two (previously three) exams, scored out of 800.
Anything below 700-ish should provoke an automatic retest if you're serious about attending a private University. I had a 2200 (730/730/740) when I applied to Ivy League schools (Harvard, Duke, Princeton, Yale, Dartmouth), and got only a single interview (Dartmouth), no acceptances. I had the other stuff, GPA, extracurriculars, AP course and exams, letters of recommendation, essays, etc., but it wasn't enough. Scored a 35 on the ACT, too, though I think that's even less important. I had one of the highest scores in my graduating class, and exactly one of us was accepted to an Ivy League school. She had about a 2150, and was accepted to Barnard (Columbia), but her extracurriculars were miles better than mine. She was there on a partial sports scholarship, in addition to having great academics. That girl was brilliant, driven, and talented. She earned that spot. Worked way harder than I did, that's for damned certain. I was reading novels (and later Reddit) in class while she took notes. I played video games and building robots while she studied and did ballet. There's no animosity or envy, there. I was genuinely happy for her, and I imagine she's doing great things with her life.
Anecdote aside, I guess "passing" depends on your goals and it should be noted they're not the only important metric. I don't think they're even the most important.
Ephemeral_Being t1_ja79cnz wrote
Uh. Why do you think this is stupid?
We know intelligence is at least partially genetic. The degree is up for debate, but there's an indisputable link between intelligent parents and intelligent children. If we can isolate genetic sequences tied to better memory, cognition, or perception, you'd be an idiot not to opt into a selection process that gives your child better tools to succeed in life.
We can't do it yet, but once the technology is available we'll see this kind of thing done frequently for anyone having IVF. It's like genetic screenings for trisomy 21, Huntington's, or cystic fibrosis, just in reverse. Instead of blacklisting gametes or embryos with certain genetic sequences, we'll provide you a survey where you weigh different factors and a computer will select the appropriate combination of gametes or fertilized embryos based on your criteria. This one has eight sequences of memory, and six of cognition. That one has twelve of cognition, but only four of memory, etc.
This is the future. This is how we take evolution into our own hands, and begin to craft the society that we've dreamed about for centuries. No more sickness. No conflict. We'll breed a population of enlightened scholars, with empathy and compassion for their fellow man.
If you think this won't happen, you're naive. I'd guess already happening in China, albeit not with the efficacy I envision. We'll need a few generations of test subjects to refine the algorithms, identify the best combination or ratio of traits and what (if any) side effects occur when you force atypical brain development upon a child.
My suspicion is that if we push too hard, we end up with Asperger's syndrome and autistic savants. But, I don't have the evidence to support that hypothesis. It's just a guess, and was admittedly influenced by the DS9 episodes with the genetically augmented humans that Bashir tries to help.
ofBlufftonTown t1_ja7gkl6 wrote
Maybe they know that you can’t pass the SAT?
Own-Willingness-3935 t1_ja7h69s wrote
The bar for college entry is so low & scammy that I bet the embryo itself would be admitted and granted a student loan. Lmao
hummingbird_mywill t1_ja7icnk wrote
Are you suggesting parents’ bank accounts are correlated to their children’s success rather than a cause then? I just find Reddit loves to say money is a direct cause of x or y, but just as often it’s not.
Maybe it’s weird to attribute my success to genetics. But here’s the way I see it: I have worked my ass off to be successful, but there are plenty of other people who have or are going to work just as hard as me and not achieve the same success simply because I placed well in the genetics lottery (in terms of many of society’s predictors of financial success in a Western society). So we (husband and I) try to keep this in mind in the way we donate our money and vote, while at the same time I resist this idea that most successful people in American society bought their way there. There are the super notable exceptions, but generally I find the biggest predictor to just be genetics plus a stable enough home environment.
big_juice01 t1_ja7liju wrote
If you believe Tupac Shakur and JFK Jr are alive and in hiding, let me save you an embryo test.
motogucci t1_ja7niut wrote
Only the best genetics all across the board for tomorrow's wage slaves.
We owe our corporate masters at least this much.
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Because of course there are still only X spots for college and even more limited "successful positions" afterward. The rest still get shitty jobs.
Not to mention, what's the point, when abortion is being criminalized across the country anyway. "Your embryo has 0% chance of going to college. Don't try and fight it. Sucks to be you!"
Zeduca t1_ja7qdya wrote
Genes have a lot to do about abilities. I suspect testing embryos to select their college major is coming too.
Zeduca t1_ja7qn4g wrote
So an illiterate will marry an illiterate to ensure the future generations are too ? Smart!
Zeduca t1_ja7qw25 wrote
And you would admit Trump.
Kingbuji t1_ja7usrm wrote
Act is gaining way more ground due to the SAT being considered outdated. Not that it matters cause of ivy leagues your extracurricular and legacy matters way more than test scores.
Independent-Canary95 t1_ja80sf3 wrote
Are you suggesting that kids with wealthy parents aren't given special treatment?
bettinafairchild t1_ja8nv70 wrote
Indeed. People all want female donors who are so skinny that they're in danger of getting amenorrhea.
The_Cartographer_DM t1_ja8ps1k wrote
Eugenics 2.0 anyone?
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AM_Kylearan t1_ja8v89t wrote
Oh look, a technocratic dystopia ...
hummingbird_mywill t1_ja8vbuc wrote
I got married well after I passed the bar in Canada, thanks ✌️ have fun in life.
RingGiver t1_ja8y5oc wrote
In other words, eugenics.
ash_274 t1_ja90t1f wrote
I can accept that Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is actually a James Bond movie before I can see that Snowpiercer is a sequel to Willy Wonka
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g3t_int0_ityuh t1_ja97fah wrote
That sucks. I’ve worked with brilliant individuals that are PhD MD, phd PhD et c… and damn that is a curse. The amount of engagement needed to keep minds of that caliber sane is. A. Lot. Seriously, high intellect is a hair away from insanity.
defaultusername-17 t1_ja992rh wrote
oh joy... eugenics 2.0... just in time for a new fascist movement... nothing alarming bout that.
DebiMoonfae t1_ja9gapd wrote
Oh they can read your bank account through embryos now?
lrrc49 t1_ja9y1ei wrote
just a way to get money from those with money to spend.
phd in biochemistry and molecular biology: only the wealthy will be able to afford genetic screening and alterations.
Ethically I think all forms of embryonic genome editing in humans should be banned unless it is to treat a specific genetic disease.
qj-_-tp t1_jaa73cr wrote
I call trolling. The other party is more correct than you are, though each raised valid points. Trolls lose by forfeit immediately after being outed. Therefore, you lose. And don’t think you can sucker me with more trolling; whether you have good points to make or not, troll == loss. I’m done with you; your loss.
QuartermasterBetel t1_jaakegh wrote
I don't usually see a headline and get all "the world is a dystopian nightmare!" Or "I saw a Black Mirror episode about this once"
But this is really kinda hellish. Cause this same system could be (wrongly) used to "predict" criminal intent. The likelihood your child could become a criminal and arrest them before they even commit a crime
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maracajaazul t1_jadj6ky wrote
Damn Im glad things are not like that over here. In order to enroll into a college over here you must do an exam. What you did extracurricular and your gpa did not matter at all as long as you got the sufficient score. It was very convenient for me as I got a relatively good grade for the long term effort(little) that I did.
knockonwood939 t1_ja5tjkv wrote
Wow...that's just insane!