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goddesstrotter t1_jadujt9 wrote
He has the biggest chin to head ratio I’ve ever seen.
spiderplex t1_jadum41 wrote
"He's such a nice boy" - his mommy
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jadwql9 wrote
Makes sense. He doesnt look like a bike rider
ADDeviant-again t1_jadxtkd wrote
Sounds more like a compulsion than just bad decision-making at this point.
open_door_policy t1_jady3zw wrote
If all you have is a hammer slimjim, the whole world parking lot looks like a nail piggy bank.
JimC29 t1_jadzkqi wrote
I'm alright with no bail for non violent offenders. How much money you have shouldn't determine if you sit in jail or get out. But if you get arrested again or miss a court date it should be no bail stay in jail until trial.
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passinghere t1_jae1lb8 wrote
Or a combination of both, bad decision making to let himself succumb to his compulsion and not to walk away this time
HarryHacker42 t1_jae3s46 wrote
You want food, drugs, or whatever. You have no job. You know breaking into cars gets it. You do that. Its like a squirrel attacking the birdfeeder despite the owner shooting at him. Its not like the squirrel knows to stop, he just keeps going with his drive for food.
peter-doubt t1_jae4yfy wrote
He's offended that cops want to take away his profession!
mindlessgonzo2 t1_jae6lfp wrote
"Sorry, officer. Force of habit."
Citizen-Kang t1_jae7juu wrote
The heart wants what the heart wants.
Sometimes_Stutters t1_jaeatov wrote
Oh yeah? One of my relatives got two DUIs in two different countries in one night.
CalculatedHat t1_jaeeqmh wrote
CWBChicago is known to be misleading in order to oppose bail reform. I wouldn't count on them to tell the full story here.
CoolmanWilkins t1_jaegr2n wrote
The problem is that there is a lot of evidence that justice reform efforts being explored today do work in many ways, and are generally evidence based, but only go so far in a society that has trended towards becoming more economically and socially unequal.
It has generally been established that more unequal societies have more crime, and that much of the correlation comes from conspicuous consumption in an unequal environment. Altogether it is not surprising that many parts of the United States are currently on a path towards increasing crime rates.
imanAholebutimfunny t1_jaei98x wrote
did you just mad lib yourself?
NOT000 t1_jaeiigb wrote
drug habit to feed?
jl_theprofessor t1_jaeiiwx wrote
Upon his arrest, he was quoted as saying "I just love breaking into cars!"
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sinorc t1_jaelldp wrote
4 total? What a fuckin hero
TummyDrums t1_jaelujr wrote
Honestly that empty look on his face with the 1000 yard stare, I've seen it plenty before. I imagine he's well below average intelligence.
btempp t1_jaem4tr wrote
Is he…shaped oddly? Like his head?
btempp t1_jaemd0s wrote
It’s a bummer too, because their tbox (and other event) police scanner recaps are funny.
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ADDeviant-again t1_jaeoqqb wrote
Ouch. Yeah, maybe.
Who knows. He looks sad and tired.
nyc-will t1_jaeorb3 wrote
GG Chicago
Aporkalypse_Sow t1_jaer7n0 wrote
That's what the no bail system is about. It gives judges and prosecution the ability to make these type of decisions based on each case. Instead of the mandatory crap from before.
This is a symptom of a new system that everyone expected to happen. If it wasn't for all of the deliberate liars trying to paint the no bail system as "criminals running the show", this wouldn't even be a story.
Cetun t1_jaerdvp wrote
What are the chances I'll get arrested twice in the same day?
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Theyos t1_jaeryu0 wrote
He stores his stolen goods in his cheek pouches.
thiscouldbemassive t1_jaeyfuf wrote
Third arrests the charm, right?
JimC29 t1_jaeyzo7 wrote
Overall I agree. The problem is when people out on bail keep committing more crimes and keep getting released like this case.
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adawheel0 t1_jaf1853 wrote
Came here for this. It’s a classic Chipmunk technique. Those bastards steal all the bird food!
DeerDiarrhea t1_jaf1cf8 wrote
His head looks like a Weeble.
Rasta_Pasta_Mon t1_jaf2h30 wrote
That’s the head shape of someone with severe FASD. Also causes poor impulse control.
Good job mom. Couldn’t go nine months dry.
Conscious_Figure_554 t1_jaf2vn4 wrote
Circle of life
aesemon t1_jaf4h8a wrote
Bet they were pontiacs.
LongBongJohnSilver t1_jadud08 wrote
If you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life.