Submitted by FuqLaCAQ t3_10ypf70 in nottheonion
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transientrans t1_j7z4x0p wrote
I did not think "KansasCity Bandicoot" as the mental image I had in my mind when I thought "hands and feet of Jesus."
Christians ruin everything they touch.
FuqLaCAQ OP t1_j7z704y wrote
It's not just this guy.
The Kansas City Chiefs are basically an Evangelical cult, and I imagine a substantial proportion of their fanbase is oblivious to this fact.
And frankly, I don't blame them: fandom is probably more fun that way.
GEM592 t1_j7zd64u wrote
Like all of the NFL actually. Meantime at the “Super Bowl” you have gambling, prostitution, drugs, open legal debauchery of all kinds. Bring your kids and your hard earned money - if anyone dies on the field we’ll just cut to commercial and play it as a human interest story.
bigbangbilly t1_j804445 wrote
Instead of the touch of wine, it's the hangover touch
Stock-Fee-4754 t1_j7zch6m wrote
Just by looking at the mascot, you can tell something isn't quite right in the head.
InterestingTesticle t1_j81fh42 wrote
If you read the article, he seems like a nice enough guy who thinks his job as a Christian is to make people happy.
That's not really oniony, even if you don't like Christians.
QuestionableAI t1_j80ezym wrote
They might want to get him to an evaluation center. Clearly he needs an intervention.
BourbonInGinger t1_j7yurqn wrote
Ugh.
Bayoffun t1_j7z360k wrote
What a nutcase
JosephMeach t1_j81b6vv wrote
Are you not familiar with the expression?
It means doing good Jesusy stuff to help people, since Jesus is not physically on earth. You know, like bandicoots
tryingtodefendhim t1_j84z69z wrote
Can both teams loose the game?
FuqLaCAQ OP t1_j8548x2 wrote
As a Jays fan, I ask myself that every time the Yankees play the Red Sox.
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BonerStorm69 t1_j813oop wrote
Not his dong?
Zwets t1_j7zpxmg wrote
...Sure, I've got 3 nails here, hold still please.