Submitted by FuqLaCAQ t3_10ypf70 in nottheonion
transientrans t1_j7z4x0p wrote
I did not think "KansasCity Bandicoot" as the mental image I had in my mind when I thought "hands and feet of Jesus."
Christians ruin everything they touch.
FuqLaCAQ OP t1_j7z704y wrote
It's not just this guy.
The Kansas City Chiefs are basically an Evangelical cult, and I imagine a substantial proportion of their fanbase is oblivious to this fact.
And frankly, I don't blame them: fandom is probably more fun that way.
GEM592 t1_j7zd64u wrote
Like all of the NFL actually. Meantime at the “Super Bowl” you have gambling, prostitution, drugs, open legal debauchery of all kinds. Bring your kids and your hard earned money - if anyone dies on the field we’ll just cut to commercial and play it as a human interest story.
bigbangbilly t1_j804445 wrote
Instead of the touch of wine, it's the hangover touch
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