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Azozel t1_ja8b3kk wrote

The study was done on mice, not humans. Any claims this makes about humans is not backed by actual human data.

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stump2003 t1_ja9ci9l wrote

So forcing mice to drink Coke makes my junk bigger? Hope you’re thirsty Mr. Mouse…

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Azozel t1_ja9rtv6 wrote

Well, they claim it makes the mice have bigger testicles. They don't mention anything about the rest of the mouse. So, I guess you don't have to slam your balls in a microwave now so...

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_night_cat t1_ja9tps3 wrote

They’ve got the biggest balls of them all!

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J4MES101 t1_ja9lw93 wrote

Implying that somebody’s job for the last several months was measuring mouse cock length

Good cv material right there

(Kind of sounds like a trick played on an intern led to unexpected results. “Let’s make Dwayne measure their dicks”, etc etc.)

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StonedOldChiller t1_jaa6uxg wrote

"Dwayne's face was a picture when he was told he'd have to fluff them before measuring."

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Azozel t1_ja9rimt wrote

No, the article clearly says they measured the testicle size.

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ok-jeweler-2950 t1_ja9lwk5 wrote

I drink way too much soda. My private parts might be bigger, but I can’t tell because of the size of my stomach.

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ash_274 t1_jaad4z2 wrote

Same thing with saccharine. It gives mice bladder cancer (when given in huge doses) but does NOT give humans bladder cancer.

Even California took it off their Prop 65 warning data, but France still bans saccharine from imports (officially)

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