Submitted by xalxary2 t3_11de9ek in nottheonion
Azozel t1_ja8b3kk wrote
The study was done on mice, not humans. Any claims this makes about humans is not backed by actual human data.
stump2003 t1_ja9ci9l wrote
So forcing mice to drink Coke makes my junk bigger? Hope you’re thirsty Mr. Mouse…
Mr_Paper t1_ja9dzrd wrote
No wonder Mickey is so happy all the time.
SpecterCody t1_ja9vumm wrote
Thiccy Mouse.
De-railled t1_jaat3wx wrote
No wonder Minnie is so happy all the time.
Azozel t1_ja9rtv6 wrote
Well, they claim it makes the mice have bigger testicles. They don't mention anything about the rest of the mouse. So, I guess you don't have to slam your balls in a microwave now so...
_night_cat t1_ja9tps3 wrote
They’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
J4MES101 t1_ja9lw93 wrote
Implying that somebody’s job for the last several months was measuring mouse cock length
Good cv material right there
(Kind of sounds like a trick played on an intern led to unexpected results. “Let’s make Dwayne measure their dicks”, etc etc.)
StonedOldChiller t1_jaa6uxg wrote
"Dwayne's face was a picture when he was told he'd have to fluff them before measuring."
GrowinStuffAndThings t1_jaanfqf wrote
And to think I've been doing it for free all these years
Azozel t1_ja9rimt wrote
No, the article clearly says they measured the testicle size.
ok-jeweler-2950 t1_ja9lwk5 wrote
I drink way too much soda. My private parts might be bigger, but I can’t tell because of the size of my stomach.
ash_274 t1_jaad4z2 wrote
Same thing with saccharine. It gives mice bladder cancer (when given in huge doses) but does NOT give humans bladder cancer.
Even California took it off their Prop 65 warning data, but France still bans saccharine from imports (officially)
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