Submitted by alyaaz t3_118r8z6 in nottheonion
izzy-springbolt t1_j9iyg3b wrote
>The patient messaged Dr Onyekpe on WhatsApp that she was in A&E. Dr Onyekpe steered the conversation towards sex asking if she has sex as it helps with pain.
>The conversation became more graphic and at 11.16pm, Dr Onyekpe sent her a message asking if he could perform oral sex on her before she left the hospital. Dr Onyekpe then had sex with the patient in the hospital toilets.
Tbf if I was sat bored in the A&E waiting room and a fit doctor asked me if he could eat me out, I'd jump at the chance.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j9jgwlo wrote
Hello there my name is dr Buttmuncher. What are you doing this weekend?
AndringRasew t1_j9kyxf6 wrote
"How you doin' Boo?"
RockstarAgent t1_j9l75i2 wrote
TIL I'm a bit of a physician myself...
HowDoIEvenEnglish t1_j9lzvmu wrote
Relevant username
Horn_Python t1_j9lbinw wrote
Eat shit !
TheRealSeaMoose t1_j9jault wrote
Hope she didn't have to pay extra for that, because sometimes the bills are the only thing there that'll fuck ya
izzy-springbolt t1_j9jbgb2 wrote
This is the UK, where our healthcare is free.
monoflorist t1_j9jsa80 wrote
It’s the cunnilingus that breaks the bank
Ahelex t1_j9jx8pa wrote
How cunning.
AndringRasew t1_j9kz48r wrote
I hear the doctor had a silver tongue.
There's nothing wrong with a little cunning linguistics between friends.
BookoftheGuilty t1_j9m929z wrote
That doesn't make a lick of sense.
doctorcaesarspalace t1_j9kjlqr wrote
Psychiatry and cunnilingus brought us to this!
FlacidHangDown t1_j9kijlg wrote
Yeah but is oral sex free?
izzy-springbolt t1_j9kjy91 wrote
...is it not?
FlacidHangDown t1_j9kmi2n wrote
I’ve been paying this whole time!
Ditovontease t1_j9mlxy2 wrote
Cant blame the poor woman t b h
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