The phrase 'boo fucking hoo' springs to mind. Maybe head back and cosplay a "badass in a cave" snd let normal people live their lives again.

Or move to Montana and play guns with the assholes there who want the same thing.

Could not have said it better.

That’s what happens when you ban all the fun stuff.

Can I repost it in 5 hours?

I can see it now...'The Montana Free Fire Zone and Waterpark'

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^(No girls allowed. Y'all got cooties. And maturity.)

Be careful what you wish for

You know, there IS this one oppressive government they could be rebelling against nearby. Just a thought.

If only TV, music or games or literally anything was allowed... Now they can only resort to Bachi bazaa

Remember when they where in that amusement park, then burned it down?

"After we investigated all the rides, we found them haram, and destroyed them. Now we're off to investigate this bowling alley"

Winning was easy, young man, governing is harder.

Ugh, that poor A4... 🥺

I'm bored and fed up with people who can't use the search feature.

Do you really think the Taliban is cosplay? 'Cause they beat the US military for many years and finally won. Of course they had home field advantage, but still.

bro saw the rail system and thought "i'm gonna be SUCH a cool looking sniper"

Also, "let's take a 20" barrel & slap a chinesium collapsible stock on it."

Have they tried dressing like Cruella DeVille and hooting at the President? Seems to keep our Taliban entertained.

I think that time slot's already taken, better make in 5.5 hours to be safe.

Soldiers are becoming bored because they have no war to fight... It's only a matter of time before they start creating another one.

The best part is, the actual source material is dodgy, so who tf knows if it’s an actual story.

Sorry, I already called dibs on that slot. Maybe 5.75 hours?

I think the decades long insurgency against world superpowers is a bit more nuanced than that. Like obviously it’s going to be a hard transition. How could it not be?

Welcome to the real world where you are a slave to profit and don't have any meaningful struggle to engage in. They had a purpose, now it is gone.

It's supposed to be posted every hour, on the hour, but each time from a slightly different news source. Then, also on special times. I have 4:20pm today covered.

i just realized it has an underbarrel launcher too 💀

We finally did it folks! we found a way to get them to jump from office buildings too.

No one wins a war in the Middle East. Not even the Middle East.

That's the M203 40MM Grenade Launcher, FAM!!!

I wonder how many are going to join ISK and fight against their former group just to have something to do.

I know that bruh I can tell

Maybe stop interfering in other countries business and creating unrest and then you don’t have to worry about their complaints …

Matter if time they will start fighting between themselves. There are kinda two factions, the Kandahar faction that's not seen the world and the ppl who sat in Qatar and saw how the world operates. The Kandahar faction is more extreme I. E. Girls education and stuff. And their are rifts developing. But all in all, they're all still bunch of idiots.

I am sorry, bit i find it hard to find sympathy for the poor guy, who just wants everything to be done his way.

If you're feeling bored in-between blocking girls from going to school, stoning people or generally resisting society moving past the 15th century, I am 100% serious that you should go find a nice cave instead. The rest of society will be better off for it

that was your guys, lmao

Taliban hang pedos on tank barrels

When will Afghanistan get fed up with the Taliban?