Submitted by Known_Corgi t3_111s8mt in nottheonion
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planet_irata t1_j8gi556 wrote
So now they're dolling out fines? Where were the fines when Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river?
Slamtilt_Windmills t1_j8gi8g7 wrote
Ah, Augustus Gloomp, will you never learn?
dvdmaven t1_j8gi8md wrote
What to do when you fall in a vat of chocolate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4qJ5Za6zY Smothers Brothers
WattageWood t1_j8gjlrf wrote
You know OSHA wasn't impressed when the other employees started singing.
DebiMoonfae t1_j8gkau0 wrote
Insert Willy Wonka joke here
gerkletoss t1_j8gkc03 wrote
That was before the safety regulations were put in place for rivers of molten chocolate
openly_gray t1_j8gl85a wrote
Death by chocolate (almost, fortunately)
Opposite_Attitude941 t1_j8glqik wrote
This reminds me of the Smothers Brothers skit. So damn funny." I fell into a vat of chocolate".
Adamvs_Maximvs t1_j8gmqqj wrote
Oompah loompah doompety dah One more violation under OSHA
Ooompah loompah doompety dine Mars will not care theyll just pay the fine.
GenoThyme t1_j8gmxmc wrote
Doompety do
DaveOJ12 t1_j8gqbhc wrote
The number of reposts on this subreddit...
throwawaytrogsack t1_j8i83gi wrote
$14,500 fine. Not even a slap on the wrist. Long past time to bring back the guillotines.
RockyMountainHigh- t1_j8isv9d wrote
Special flavor
PoopyOleMan t1_j8ghwf1 wrote
TIL how the m&m peeps were made