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attanai t1_j8yakwh wrote

"The Fox spokesperson also accused Dominion of cherry-picking quotes from evidence in its filing."

I mean, yeah, the person said that, and we used that person's letter as corroboration for our story, but you're ignoring all the parts where they blamed you! I see no reason to think that the fact that this person was a time travelling ghost in any way diminishes their credibility. Stop being so ablist against decapitated people!

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elmonoenano t1_j8z65tn wrote

Also, Dominion did cherry pick quotes. B/c they were making a case for themselves. Its' fox's job to defend the case, not dominions. So, yeah obviously Dominion picked the stuff that supported their position.

The Fox spokesperson who said that should be thrown into the sea.

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generally_sane t1_j8z7bl7 wrote

I vote for throwing everyone at Fox into the sea.

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Electrical_Ingenuity t1_j8z8l6g wrote

I thought we were trying to reduce the great Pacific garbage patch.

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Corrigar_Rising t1_j8zcpv5 wrote

Toss 'em in the Atlantic then

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bodrules t1_j91giz8 wrote

<checks current flows>

Hell no, you keep them, we've got enough conservative nutters as it is.

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GenericElucidation t1_j913ybp wrote

It's okay, they're mostly organic, so it'll be a net good for the environment.

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pseudocultist t1_j919nhv wrote

Except the faces which are at least 60% plastic and will float eerily along forever.

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Magimasterkarp t1_j917j5x wrote

Your honor, the DA is clearly cherry picking his evidence. He only showed the security footage of me killing that guy. What about the 23 hours and 50 minutes of footage from that day where I wasn't committing murder?

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OldeFortran77 t1_j8ybiqc wrote

People are saying ... decapitated, time-traveling people, that is.

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Khaldara t1_j8zgt7u wrote

To be fair, the average decapitated person presumably has far more intelligent takes on policy than modern MAGA Republican nutbags, and at least thrice the cognitive function of Boebert and Greene combined

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AFew10_9TooMany t1_j906tli wrote

”Powell opened her segment by making unsubstantiated claims about ‘a massive and coordinated effort’ to ‘steal’ the 2020 election.”

There WAS a massive and coordinated effort to steal the election…

Fortunately, it failed…

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generally_sane t1_j8z78de wrote

To be clear, she said "internally decapitated." I take that to mean she realizes her brain is decapitated from reality and she knows she's insane...yet "she still lives." Much like this stupid conspiracy theory.

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gland10 t1_j90wqop wrote

Its an actual thing but usually for whiplash in car accident victims. Your skull can sever from your spine internally. Its why people get neck collars when paramedics show up to accidents regardless of severity because it doesn't take much force.

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youwigglewithagiggle t1_j918hxq wrote

And why it's strongly advised for carseats to face backwards until kids are about 4, even if they've technically outgrown the position. Their bones aren't all fused together, which puts them at much greater risk of internal decapitation even without neck wounds!

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liberal_meateater t1_j916n7g wrote

I think it’s called an “Axio-Atlantal” subluxation.
It’s the first vertebrae separating from the base of the skull. Death is instant.

It’s why I wear a HANS device in a race car.

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gland10 t1_j916zzf wrote

Apparently its 70% instantly fatal. You can survive, but the odds that you aren't dead or paralyzed are abysmal.

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just_some_guy65 t1_j90vt5m wrote

Translated to "It is so unfair that they are using evidence that shows we are absolutely guilty"

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