Submitted by He-is t3_11bb013 in nottheonion
Voxination t1_j9x24at wrote
The lady was 6 week pregnant when the crime she's accused of took place, if anything that fetus is an accomplice to the crime. /s just in case.
adsfew t1_j9x2ekl wrote
How can we be certain the fetus wasn't controlling her Krang-style?
Free the woman and imprison the fetus!
Baebel t1_j9xxwqb wrote
I now need a muffled audio recording of Krang's voice emitting from her in the courtroom.
ironroad18 t1_j9yc175 wrote
"Your honor, please take my hand. Now open your mind, OPEN YOUR MIND...."
alwaysZenryoku t1_j9zhpym wrote
Kuato != Krang
lurkernomore99 t1_j9zaja5 wrote
This is the funniest thing I'll see all day
Maureen_jacobs t1_ja0etuz wrote
Even better argument
bigsoupsteve t1_ja0mey6 wrote
Actually, since the baby was technically sapping the mother's energy, it should receive a reward for assisting in the arrest.
TuxRug t1_ja0rt7b wrote
Fetus gets its sentence extended beyond the mother's for some reason...?
Factual_Statistician t1_ja12evy wrote
Itll happen. 😆.
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