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knoegel t1_ja1cedt wrote
Feral cows are dangerous to humans and have no natural predators there. God forbid we get a feral cow infestation.
Chard069 t1_ja1cr56 wrote
If Murkans have a right to arm bears, why not arm cattle, too? Killer cows!
SapperInTexas t1_ja1f6uz wrote
Some people just don't know how to have fun.
HenleyNotTheShirt t1_ja1fmqm wrote
WE WILL FIGHT FOR BOVINE FREEDOM, AND HOLD OUR LARGE HEADS HIGH!
Ok-disaster2022 t1_ja1gsdo wrote
There's actually precedent. Mustangs are a feral invasive species that deplaces local native species but they're protect because they're pretty. Whichever federal agency does monitor the herd and will conduct culls if they're population is getting too large and causing them to get sick.
Fascinatingly horses primarily evolved in North America but moved east while humans moved west, although there's a tribe of Native Americans in Canada who report having a traditional horse species for hundred of years even predating Spanish landing in Mexico. Unfortunately genetic tests if the remaining member of the herd isn't possible to disprove due to cross breading. There's also no example of remaining wild horses in the world, just like there's no wild cows. Part of the issue is domesticated horses getting loose and interbreeding. Honestly it's surprising Wolves have remained, although as a predator I'm sure it's easier to remove wild dogs.
Victor_C t1_ja1pxfj wrote
Good god, I just got done killing the 30-50 feral hogs to defend my small children in the front yard. Now i have to deal with 100 feral cows!
nondescriptun t1_ja1vn4w wrote
This headline wasn't nearly as interesting after I reread it and realized it said "cows" and not "clowns."
CrashnServers t1_ja21rkb wrote
It's coming right at us! 💥 💥 💥
AgencyDelicious1933 t1_ja27fn6 wrote
Really?
Feral clowns > feral cows
Well, cows can't juggle /Jk
The-Myth-The-Shit t1_ja2m1ll wrote
r/westofloathing
BuffaloOk7264 t1_ja33q9g wrote
In olden days we had strong men on horses who could capture these escaped felonious creatures. Are there no vaqueros in Nuevo Mexico ahorito?
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trainbrain27 t1_ja3c3t1 wrote
I've seen a video of 30-50 feral hogs running through someone's yard.
They're occasionally deadly and always destructive.
trainbrain27 t1_ja3cav2 wrote
Arm the cows, make it a fair fight.
Hour_Medium4993 t1_ja3jbe4 wrote
I mean why can't they hand out special hunting tickets so someone could get several hundred pounds of free beef?
___zero__cool___ t1_ja3sa70 wrote
They also lack the opposable thumbs required to shake up and untwist the cap of a bottle of Faygo.
THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE t1_ja44h2r wrote
Wonder how the meat holds up
AgencyDelicious1933 t1_ja6y8aj wrote
Lol.
Ok
"Feral ICP Clowns" would be much scarier. No joke, "juggalo zombies", eek
Embarrassed_Set557 t1_ja1art8 wrote
Thoughts to myself”Think of clever cow pun that has utter in it”