Submitted by Olliweerr t3_11al7md in nottheonion
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TheoremaEgregium t1_j9tw3bm wrote
This study has been making the rounds for weeks and each time it's reported the headline gets stupider.
Soon we will reach "penises are growing longer and environmentalists hate this one simple trick".
Hazardbeard t1_j9wkgdt wrote
I also understand it to be an analysis so terribly conducted as to basically be worthless and meaningless, which is a great comfort to myself and my absolutely hilariously adorable penis.
xtrafe t1_j9spr8k wrote
So pollution will give you a bigger penis? You don't say... (He says while casually throwing cadmium batteries on a fire.)
Say10sadvocate t1_j9srbdv wrote
I guess I must live in a pretty unpolluted area ๐
whatproblems t1_j9xblyl wrote
pristine
vjmdhzgr t1_j9tywut wrote
The study was pretty bad and should really be ignored but it's a funny clickbait title.
MOS95B t1_j9u29un wrote
just the link made me "suspicious", I guess you'd say
crikey.com ?
Super_NiceGuy t1_j9td7tc wrote
Thousands of men found gased to death in various ways by car fumes. Experts say some have been incredibly innovative in breathing in these fumes.
speculatrix t1_j9srm6d wrote
That article links to this research paper
https://wjmh.org/search.php?where=aview&id=10.5534/wjmh.220203&code=2074WJMH&vmode=FULL
cutelyaware t1_j9sxpzx wrote
>While erect lengths are consistent, erect lengths measurements can also create challenges. Different techniques have been described to measure the erect length including self-report, in office spontaneous erection, and in-office intracavernosal (i.e., penile) injection. Because of their inherent biases, self-reported lengths should be regarded with caution. Studies attempting to analyze spontaneous erections in the clinic, on the other hand, have omitted numerous individuals who were unable to โperformโ in this unnatural scenario [39]. The simplest technique to achieve an erection is penile injections which are routinely utilized to generate an erection in clinical settings [21, 37, 90].
Hazardbeard t1_j9wkta5 wrote
Penile injections are a major thing in porn too.
Male porn star seems like a decent way to make a living until you spend just five more minutes thinking about what all that ACTUALLY entails.
VoDoka t1_j9tixrd wrote
"Men in regions that vote against environmental protection also report large penis sizes."
coolluck33 t1_j9u95xz wrote
So their sayin that if men are against EPA protection, then they're a Big Dick? Seems right..
Gamingenterprise t1_j9ua7av wrote
bad study though
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and scientists have been finding the opposite the last couple of years
boomerologist t1_j9u3nal wrote
Brb gonna go suck on an exhaust pipe. No homo*
raul_lebeau t1_j9uew7h wrote
So that's why my girlfriend has an 8 inch clit....
piscian19 t1_j9upg4n wrote
checks ...no they aren't.
SnarfbObo t1_j9t2c6m wrote
Well crikey!
Super_NiceGuy t1_j9tdkul wrote
You donโt want your wife to start looking at your neighbour, then you better switch to EV because your neighbour is down wind from you.
erlo68 t1_j9tef46 wrote
Of course... can't have shit in this world.
SelectiveSanity t1_j9u9pwv wrote
Well that explains the motives behind Shell and Exxon.
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Inconceivable-2020 t1_j9v40ua wrote
Men acquiring larger Johnsons from pollution, but their boys don't swim.
tilla18 t1_j9wjjt5 wrote
Sounds like a win/win to me.
bakjar t1_j9wxv9t wrote
Thanks for posting a paywall link
improper84 t1_j9wzrbw wrote
I've long suspected my penis is terrible for the environment. Nice to see science confirm it.
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Skepsisology t1_j9t323b wrote
Might be offset by the reduction is large/ obnoxious cars ๐ค
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9spxtg wrote
"Darling, it's not small and crooked. It's all natural and organic!"