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rypher t1_ja2kx00 wrote

Reply to comment by Aporkalypse_Sow in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket

The ladder wouldn’t have hit you if you were carrying a gun for protection.

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ThatRedditPrat t1_ja2xrmb wrote

Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

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dubbleplusgood t1_ja2ztcu wrote

Save your gun money and instead use it to buy soft plush carpets so a dropped ladder won't make a loud noise. Problem solved.

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Roseking t1_ja39ds5 wrote

I am now picturing someone juggling a ladder mid air by using a barrage of gunfire as they dodge out of the way like they are in a Devil May Cry Game.

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