synthdrunk t1_ja26lxv wrote
Reply to comment by davy_jones_locket in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
This is how you can tell he doesn’t have much range time. No ladder sounds like no report.
Aporkalypse_Sow t1_ja2j86u wrote
I had a 20 foot aluminum ladder hit my head once, sounded like a gun went off in my head.
rypher t1_ja2kx00 wrote
The ladder wouldn’t have hit you if you were carrying a gun for protection.
ThatRedditPrat t1_ja2xrmb wrote
Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
dubbleplusgood t1_ja2ztcu wrote
Save your gun money and instead use it to buy soft plush carpets so a dropped ladder won't make a loud noise. Problem solved.
WhyBuyMe t1_ja3v6gx wrote
Shag carpet is the solution to all of life's problems
LittleKitty235 t1_ja3zp47 wrote
Side effects include groovyness and good vibes
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StygianSavior t1_ja4pu3x wrote
Shagadelic, baby!
Roseking t1_ja39ds5 wrote
I am now picturing someone juggling a ladder mid air by using a barrage of gunfire as they dodge out of the way like they are in a Devil May Cry Game.
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