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davy_jones_locket OP t1_ja1wews wrote

Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket

There was a loud noise (a ladder fell). People thought it was gun shots. People ran for safety. And this dope shoots himself with his concealed weapon.

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synthdrunk t1_ja26lxv wrote

This is how you can tell he doesn’t have much range time. No ladder sounds like no report.

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Aporkalypse_Sow t1_ja2j86u wrote

I had a 20 foot aluminum ladder hit my head once, sounded like a gun went off in my head.

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rypher t1_ja2kx00 wrote

The ladder wouldn’t have hit you if you were carrying a gun for protection.

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ThatRedditPrat t1_ja2xrmb wrote

Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

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dubbleplusgood t1_ja2ztcu wrote

Save your gun money and instead use it to buy soft plush carpets so a dropped ladder won't make a loud noise. Problem solved.

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Roseking t1_ja39ds5 wrote

I am now picturing someone juggling a ladder mid air by using a barrage of gunfire as they dodge out of the way like they are in a Devil May Cry Game.

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ExpialiDUDEcious t1_ja2o1lw wrote

He forgot it was there. It was concealed (and apparently ready to fire?) in his camouflage pants?

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j33205 t1_ja3jo3h wrote

Then that misfire confirmed to other nearby guns to be on high alert. And in an unforeseeable snowball effect, the entire nation of guns was on high alert.

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ConsiderationWest587 t1_ja3rk8j wrote

Just watch- first day of the apocalypse, half the preppers are gonna shoot themselves or go deaf from firing inside a building lol

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