Submitted by kraven420 t3_10u7q63 in nottheonion
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MC-Master-Bedroom t1_j7aw3ld wrote
That's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
-1KingKRool- t1_j7azbh4 wrote
But this is the one who raised me.
anonymousego t1_j7b988t wrote
It really lifted you up when needed huh?
MC-Master-Bedroom t1_j7bobz5 wrote
Where angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_j7bgo94 wrote
This sounds like it could have been a Mitch Hedberg joke :(
XBakaTacoX t1_j7e9z4p wrote
Step-ladder, I'm stuck!
Schemen123 t1_j7blo3b wrote
Sight.. unzips...
KingRobotPrince t1_j7af3ny wrote
Imagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.
Is it bad because poor people go there?
michal_hanu_la t1_j7ahnl8 wrote
If you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.
Not very oniony.
I am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.
Ok-Palpitation-1371 t1_j7aj38q wrote
I live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.
michal_hanu_la t1_j7anp7y wrote
It seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.
Also:
> Crowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).
cutelyaware t1_j7apypk wrote
I spent a few days there once. It was quite nice, but you're right, not much to say after talking about the concrete cows.
Nazamroth t1_j7avsgp wrote
Poor people go to McDonalds? Where the hell do you live? Its expensive as all hell, especially for the quality.
ItDoesntMatter59 t1_j7dn8zu wrote
Part of the same shopping area has had a mcds since 1980. Its hardly revolutionary
RespectableDave t1_j7b4ek2 wrote
That part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as "the new bit"
Djinjja-Ninja t1_j7b84op wrote
Well I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.
Zolo49 t1_j7du49m wrote
As old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.
ItDoesntMatter59 t1_j7dn4j5 wrote
Well the original was opened in 1980 (by margaret thatcher) so its kinda new in comparison
SilasX t1_j7fu4cd wrote
I still refer to Star Trek (2009) as one of the “new Star Trek movies” and that was almost 13 years ago now. The sequel was ten.
bigbangbilly t1_j7b1zjg wrote
>Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s
What are you doing?
Schemen123 t1_j7blrei wrote
Sigh.. unzips...
Uncleniles t1_j7aw7ix wrote
This should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.
Jonas_Venture_Sr t1_j7biskf wrote
Slow news day?
Zolo49 t1_j7du97v wrote
Not at Milton Fucking Keynes!
HerrHolzrusse t1_j7c6qhu wrote
Help, step ladder. Im stuck !
x86_64_ t1_j7bpaob wrote
No sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.
Khemith t1_j7dhm0k wrote
I guess those billions spent on advertizing is well spent. People used to see Jesus and angels and now they see their favorite capitalist death machine.
Twenty-Uno t1_j7d3zzr wrote
People need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol
NotsoGreatsword t1_j7e3i3i wrote
You are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.
Twenty-Uno t1_j7hduxq wrote
It's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad
Chard069 t1_j7ah0s4 wrote
I doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.
NotsoGreatsword t1_j7e3q74 wrote
This is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.
cars3211 t1_j7aug19 wrote
Another big news day in Milton Keynes