Submitted by joemamma8393 t3_11b1uiq in nottheonion
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BabyLegsOShanahan t1_j9vfhjs wrote
This will never not be funny 😂
BetaFuchs t1_j9vvc7e wrote
god damn, the shooter did a really bad job if he shot him multiple times and he survived
DylanToback8 t1_j9vzyup wrote
How is this Onion-y?
Sasquatch_butt6162 t1_j9w2hmq wrote
So a guy who goes around shooting people, almost ended the life of a guy who goes around shooting people.
utegardloki t1_j9wxdf5 wrote
Depends what he was trying to do.
gr_vythings t1_j9xz0m6 wrote
“Man who shoots people for a career complains about getting shot” /s
IrocDewclaw t1_j9xz6cy wrote
Friends last words to his Father:
You won't shoot! You don't have the guts!"
He had the guts.
Sadly a true story.
mariejewell t1_ja0f8vr wrote
Lol i thought it was funny
joemamma8393 OP t1_j9vejkq wrote
"What are you gonna do, stab me?" -Stabbing victim moments before being stabbed.