Maybe dragged behind a squad of very energetic, long distance, cat loving cyclists by the rope around his ankle...(without stopping for many many miles).... Have a real passionate hatred for anyone that harms a fucking cat

Edit... I hope I managed to stay within the rules "about keeping it civil" as I would have loved to expressed my views on this in far deeper depth as a long time cat lover (50+ years of being owned by my various feline master and mistresses)