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Hadren-Blackwater t1_j92n5cx wrote
Kinda hilarious tbh
Pygmyponymontana t1_j8z5xlz wrote
Mindless bullshit to keep idiots busy.
Sokobanky t1_j97esya wrote
Being a garden variety gay isn’t enough for people to care about any more so this dude has decided to become gay 2.0. He still gets to indulge in all the privileges that come with outwardly being a rich white male, but also gets the oppression points of being able to correct people when they say that he is a man.
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GetlostMaps t1_j8zfvs9 wrote
I'm Old Gregg.
WritingTheDream t1_j8zpyrl wrote
Did they ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?
Rickshmitt t1_j90wj86 wrote
Ya saw my downstairs mix up
Human_Fucker69420 t1_j90ql3n wrote
At this point, people who are annoyed by this kind of news want Sam Smith to change their pronunciation to was/were.
TricksterWolf t1_j92bf2a wrote
I didn't know they identified as a subjunctive mood.
dr_pickles69 t1_j8ym81n wrote
I believe the PC term would be "Fish person"
Polygrammar t1_j8ynxsb wrote
So what you're saying is he's a gay fish?
Specialist_Peach4294 t1_j94spt1 wrote
More like a sperm whale 🐳
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CampHappybeaver t1_j8z2l26 wrote
Giving off old greg vibes
AlabasterPelican t1_j90w5yf wrote
I was thinking fisherperson, just because it feels less clunky than fisherthem but what the heck ever - if they want to be a fisherthem, have at it haus do you lOl
TricksterWolf t1_j92bgju wrote
Fisher.
AlabasterPelican t1_j92d2vk wrote
Angler is a good alternative too. I mean if they prefer fisherthem, whatever, it's just such a clunky word lOl
suburbanplankton t1_j96v848 wrote
This is the best solution. Any suffix is redundant here.
Eudevie t1_j92uisr wrote
It's better than replacing the -man part, because etymologically, the -man part just means human.
AlabasterPelican t1_j93x4pk wrote
Honestly I decided to research this because I'm a bit bored and it seems that in professional writing it's a mixed bag on what the appropriate gender-neutral term is and if we need one at all. Some of this is because of the vast diversity of the English speaking world. From it's humble isle in Europe, to north America, to Asia, to Africa, to it's cozy corner of the southern hemisphere cultures of each are going to dictate how each cohort discusses gender-neutral terms. But the focus of the discussion seems to be primarily on the gender binary of man & woman and exclusionary of nonbinary/gender fluid/trans people. Here are a few pieces that I've found discussing the issue:
Lateral Magazine: Keeping it neutral
Hakai Magazine: “Fishers” or “Fishermen”—Which Is Right?
Ghoti Papers: Should we call them fishers or fishermen? (abstract)
The Sun: Female fisherman blasts BBC for using gender neutral term ‘fisherpeople’ (I only included this one for shits and gigs due to its sensationalized nature & I genuinely found it comical)
ABC (Australia Broadcast Company): Is 'fishermen' a sexist and exclusionary term?
The University of Auckland: Fishers or fishermen
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AlabasterPelican t1_j96fnbk wrote
The correct answer is to show some respect & call people what they wish to be called - it's super simple. There are however norms to look at particularly in professional writing and academia that usually try to set acceptable norms & standards by this principle. This whole conversation was more akin to a pointless thought experiment than anything.
Hot_Blackberry_6895 t1_j8yneo8 wrote
So what does he call women? Womthem? What a publicity seeking wazzock.
grimeflea t1_j8ypm1s wrote
They should collaborate with Tracy Chapthem
CaptainPunch374 t1_j92a5ez wrote
Man is the default for human. (not 'male', no sex or gender implied, here)
Used to be wereman and woman. We dropped the 'were'.
Memba werewolves, though? Yep. Same exact, but reversed, problem as mermaids.
Basically, people worried about taking 'man' out of things are just supremely uninformed and don't really understand the context regarding how it ended up there.
That we got versions of words with the 'wo' added in to specify women is just like people continuing a volley in volleyball after the ball went out of bounds, it's technically fine, but we kept doing it and now we have to deal with this bullshit.
GsTSaien t1_j8yrp6y wrote
What? No. What??
Sam is non binary, fisherthem is neutral and used to talk about themselves, because they are not a man. They are not trying to erase the word men...
jiyujinkyle t1_j8zb4d5 wrote
Or just say fisher.
Filmatic113 t1_j93lwle wrote
That’s transphobic
shawnwasim t1_j8yow5y wrote
Lol dudes trolling
LessGasMoreAmmo t1_j91y34a wrote
Awesome pun!
vamuzzi t1_j8zlebf wrote
More ridiculousness.
NUAHS7- t1_j8ylpt5 wrote
He’s a strange one
BigOleDawggo t1_j8zjpfr wrote
I used to commercial fish salmon in AK. We’d listen to the radio for season updates, fish counts and openings and closings etc. My first year (late 90s), ADFG referred to (what used to be “fishermen”) as “fishers” in the announcements. At the time it was to curb the implication that women didn’t fish, which they absofuckinglutey do. Seemed reasonable enough to me, why does it have to be so hard ? Fisherthem? Lol ok I guess, I like fisher for those of us that identify as the animals we all are.
spoke2 t1_j905jmd wrote
When I grow up, I want to be one of the harvesters of the sea.
Responsible_Bake_756 t1_j8yoqmx wrote
What a mess
great_gastly t1_j8zmdub wrote
Angler?
NYCTrojanHorse t1_j8yl6m6 wrote
Lol 😂
girlyopticks t1_j90fniw wrote
What? Huh?
roblitix t1_j92s0sh wrote
Cause he hasn't made a song on the charts in forever and he's becoming irrelevant to the public eye. Better beg for attention.
Rhopunzel t1_j930uw8 wrote
Who the fuck is Sam Smith?
Cayfish t1_j9392aq wrote
A singer who produced a few big hits that you’ve most definitely heard on the radio a few years ago. Haven’t heard of him for a few years, but looks like he’s changed his gender.
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OrdinaryImpress3422 t1_j9eo5m9 wrote
Watch South Park season 26, Episode 2. Victims everywhere.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j8ywpdx wrote
Is clown/chicken even a gender?
HollowRacoon t1_j92okqd wrote
I bet he likes fishsticks
Eatthesewords t1_j90mcv1 wrote
We need to change menstruation to themstration. Dictionary to themtionary.
jointheredditarmy t1_j909ap4 wrote
No one loves this more than republicans. Yes, be outraged at pronouns while we rob the country blind. Don’t focus on that, focus on how we can’t get pronouns right
TricksterWolf t1_j92btmz wrote
Yes, it's fun to point the finger as though Democrats and Independents had anything whatsoever to do with the specific content of a random person's freedom of speech.
Pygmyponymontana t1_j924n03 wrote
So the Republicans like something the Democrats created?
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j91jdv4 wrote
I'm not a fan of single people using plurals as their pronouns. Just go by "it" if you don't want to be he or she.
Nrdman t1_j93a3on wrote
They/them is already the default pronoun for when you don’t know someone’s gender.
Like “I love my doctor” “Oh good, what’s their name?”
You wouldn’t say “what’s it’s name?”
SteveOMatt t1_j9c8jzm wrote
"Oh look, someone has dropped their wallet." If people are too dumb to know the difference between singular or plural, then God help them.
Hadren-Blackwater t1_j92n1un wrote
I know I will get hate for this, but if you are not a "he" or a "she" you are an "it".
I refuse to address you like monarchy with "they" or be made to use the ridiculous "Xi" or "xer" or whatever it is.
Nrdman t1_j93a2qq wrote
They/them is already the default pronoun for when you don’t know someone’s gender.
Like “I love my doctor” “Oh good, what’s their name?”
You wouldn’t say “what’s it’s name?”
ThatCatfulCat t1_j90ee5s wrote
You're going to scare half of reddit by bring up pronouns.
madmaxlemons t1_j8yq7dj wrote
The host said fisherman and sam said fisherthem. Complete nothing burger. Saved you a click go do something worthwhile