Submitted by nimobo t3_1123yh7 in nottheonion
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Tonyhillzone t1_j8hwjf2 wrote
The suspect surrendered immediately. Police said he was a bit of a chicken when challenged.
rodolphoteardrop t1_j8i2jdw wrote
Well, THANK GOD!
OfCuriousWorkmanship t1_j8i7hh6 wrote
“On the inside, he’s as cordial as can be!” —Police
ShadowTacoTuesday t1_j8jtr0w wrote
I see a lot of yolks incoming.
Daverocker1 t1_j8ldzit wrote
I can finally rest easy...
Cyanopicacooki t1_j8hss5r wrote
It was us guv, Dunkin' Donuts was shut...