Submitted by calbert1735 t3_11dihb7 in nottheonion
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thirdeyefish t1_ja9kgom wrote
Thank you. For both saving me a click and for helping me to not support a click-bait headline.
omegadirectory t1_jaaazji wrote
Thank you. The "article" was really bad at pronouns and properly delineating who was doing what.
moal09 t1_jaaqseo wrote
It sounds like it was written by someone who's asian + ESL. A lot of east asian languages don't have separate pronouns for men and women only "they", so they mix up genders a lot. My mother does it quite a bit.
ArenjiTheLootGod t1_jaazmra wrote
That or it was translated/written by an AI, we're living in an age where that's going to become increasingly common.
Nervous-Dark-4559 t1_jacpbn7 wrote
It's already common
Why you think so many people get laid off?
Look up about companies who laid off staff and have the ai write the article instead
It's so wonderful for them because if someone goes wrong, they just blame the ai
eagle4123 t1_jaacvds wrote
Just don't ask how many times I red it.....
smashkraft t1_jaa2xvd wrote
Hold up a day off meds created that? Yikes
LonelyActor t1_jaa5jza wrote
So they say. It’s Thailand so there is always a possibility that she was just a desperate prostitute attempting to solicit random men for her services. I find the psych meds explanation alone very hard to believe.
PerInception t1_jaaamef wrote
She wasn’t a prostitute, but she did stay at a holiday inn express last night.
smrgldrgl t1_jaag0xi wrote
Xxxpress
Rosebunse t1_jabc2rh wrote
I mean, she could well be a prostitute who was having a mental episode.
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LithiumH t1_jaao1ho wrote
The hero we need but not the one we deserve
brick316 t1_jaaaiu2 wrote
damn, rollercoaster
Guideon72 t1_jaaw9px wrote
Thank you for that. Damned idiots
SilasX t1_jaddyi2 wrote
That's much less oniony.
Eleven918 t1_ja94xp5 wrote
There's quite a bit to unpack.
There's a couple staying in the room. The girlfriend is the gamer and not the guy.
Random third girl strips and climbs into bed because she forgot her psych meds.
maricatu t1_jaafzlu wrote
So this isn't oniony at all? I'm shocked the mods didn't remove it, shocked I tell you
danteheehaw t1_jabkorh wrote
>Random third girl strips and climbs into bed because she forgot her psych meds
Happens all the time.
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x-munk t1_ja90405 wrote
That's what he did and then the issue was resolved.
To anyone who isn't bothering to RTFM - two people were in the room - a guy was lying on a bed and his girlfriend was playing LoL. There was a knock and the girlfriend let a woman in then went back to playing LoL - meanwhile the woman stripped naked and laid down with him in bed. So, he picked up the phone and dialed the front desk.
SugmaDiction t1_ja90qd6 wrote
I’m deleting my comment too. I should’ve read the article first, then I’d know that the league player wasn’t male.
yzrguy t1_ja923w1 wrote
Must be a full service Marriott.
cheesefondue t1_jaafv1y wrote
And a news reporter was around to write a story about it?
Rosebunse t1_jabbw3s wrote
Oh, that's explains it. The LoL player was the girlfriend. And she had already gotten up to get the door, so, like, you know, time wasted already.
Chariots487 t1_ja99q0f wrote
Literally the least oniony thing.
Feras47 t1_jaaz9u2 wrote
what are they supposed to do instead ? full context is important
ardranor t1_jabbf14 wrote
"Woman having psychotic episode barges into couples hotel room. Couple do nothing inappropriate to her and call hotel desk to come get her, the end."
Prionkiller t1_ja8vkla wrote
I'd keep playing whatever I'm playing too. I would ask her what the hell she's doing here though.
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TheDollyDollyQueen t1_jaagbby wrote
Dude Was a Chad for Respecting his Gamer Girl...
Resident_Net4123 t1_jaaiy8r wrote
Gamer grind is forever
moal09 t1_jaaqv9j wrote
Why the fuck did the girlfriend open the door for a stranger to begin with?
Rosebunse t1_jabbyfv wrote
Sounds like the girlfriend was so immersed in the game that she probably wasn't thinking clearly.
Hsensei t1_jabf83s wrote
I've haven't been in a hotel that didn't have auto lock doors in the past 30 years
ZY_Qing t1_jabs3hd wrote
So just your average league player
NZSheeps t1_jabtiey wrote
If I had a dollar for every time a woman has rushed in and stripped naked while I'm gaming ...
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_ja99tx6 wrote
Bros before hos
Jim3001 t1_ja9o7tn wrote
Whats funny is that it was the girlfriend that was playing League, while to dude was in bed. Then some weird chick comes in, strips and lays in the bed. And she kept gaming.
A true Gamer girl!
smashkraft t1_jaa347j wrote
She has to be better than Silver with that level of focus. That's a lot of commotion to tune out
SomebodyInNevada t1_jaazn0e wrote
She delegated her boyfriend to deal with the problem. The girl does not appear to be a threat, isn't trying to seduce boyfriend, what's the problem?
Jim3001 t1_jactga2 wrote
Didn't say there was one.
SnarfbObo t1_ja8uaew wrote
The right thing to do in the situation, he knew he wasn't gettin any
Eleven918 t1_ja953dy wrote
2 things.
He's there with his girlfriend who is the gamer. So he's already getting some.
The naked girl is a third party.
darvs7 t1_ja8zuxd wrote
She was out of his League?
mouringcat t1_jaalrtw wrote
I did hear she was a Legend...
eagle4123 t1_ja94hj3 wrote
3 main character s are mentioned in the article,
Naked woman (N), boyfriend (B) and girlfriend (G)
G is playing a game in a hotel room that she shares with B. N nocks on the door, G temporarily leaves her game to open it. N enters clothed. She strips and gets in bed, next to B.
B tries to get N out but cannot. G continues playing and tells him to fix it. B calls front desk and they fix it. They figure out N did not take a medication