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eagle4123 t1_ja94hj3 wrote

3 main character s are mentioned in the article,

Naked woman (N), boyfriend (B) and girlfriend (G)

G is playing a game in a hotel room that she shares with B. N nocks on the door, G temporarily leaves her game to open it. N enters clothed. She strips and gets in bed, next to B.

B tries to get N out but cannot. G continues playing and tells him to fix it. B calls front desk and they fix it. They figure out N did not take a medication

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thirdeyefish t1_ja9kgom wrote

Thank you. For both saving me a click and for helping me to not support a click-bait headline.

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omegadirectory t1_jaaazji wrote

Thank you. The "article" was really bad at pronouns and properly delineating who was doing what.

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moal09 t1_jaaqseo wrote

It sounds like it was written by someone who's asian + ESL. A lot of east asian languages don't have separate pronouns for men and women only "they", so they mix up genders a lot. My mother does it quite a bit.

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ArenjiTheLootGod t1_jaazmra wrote

That or it was translated/written by an AI, we're living in an age where that's going to become increasingly common.

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Nervous-Dark-4559 t1_jacpbn7 wrote

It's already common

Why you think so many people get laid off?

Look up about companies who laid off staff and have the ai write the article instead

It's so wonderful for them because if someone goes wrong, they just blame the ai

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eagle4123 t1_jaacvds wrote

Just don't ask how many times I red it.....

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smashkraft t1_jaa2xvd wrote

Hold up a day off meds created that? Yikes

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LonelyActor t1_jaa5jza wrote

So they say. It’s Thailand so there is always a possibility that she was just a desperate prostitute attempting to solicit random men for her services. I find the psych meds explanation alone very hard to believe.

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Rosebunse t1_jabc2rh wrote

I mean, she could well be a prostitute who was having a mental episode.

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LithiumH t1_jaao1ho wrote

The hero we need but not the one we deserve

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Eleven918 t1_ja94xp5 wrote

There's quite a bit to unpack.

There's a couple staying in the room. The girlfriend is the gamer and not the guy.

Random third girl strips and climbs into bed because she forgot her psych meds.

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maricatu t1_jaafzlu wrote

So this isn't oniony at all? I'm shocked the mods didn't remove it, shocked I tell you

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danteheehaw t1_jabkorh wrote

>Random third girl strips and climbs into bed because she forgot her psych meds

Happens all the time.

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x-munk t1_ja90405 wrote

That's what he did and then the issue was resolved.

To anyone who isn't bothering to RTFM - two people were in the room - a guy was lying on a bed and his girlfriend was playing LoL. There was a knock and the girlfriend let a woman in then went back to playing LoL - meanwhile the woman stripped naked and laid down with him in bed. So, he picked up the phone and dialed the front desk.

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SugmaDiction t1_ja90qd6 wrote

I’m deleting my comment too. I should’ve read the article first, then I’d know that the league player wasn’t male.

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yzrguy t1_ja923w1 wrote

Must be a full service Marriott.

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cheesefondue t1_jaafv1y wrote

And a news reporter was around to write a story about it?

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Rosebunse t1_jabbw3s wrote

Oh, that's explains it. The LoL player was the girlfriend. And she had already gotten up to get the door, so, like, you know, time wasted already.

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Chariots487 t1_ja99q0f wrote

Literally the least oniony thing.

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Feras47 t1_jaaz9u2 wrote

what are they supposed to do instead ? full context is important

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ardranor t1_jabbf14 wrote

"Woman having psychotic episode barges into couples hotel room. Couple do nothing inappropriate to her and call hotel desk to come get her, the end."

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Prionkiller t1_ja8vkla wrote

I'd keep playing whatever I'm playing too. I would ask her what the hell she's doing here though.

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moal09 t1_jaaqv9j wrote

Why the fuck did the girlfriend open the door for a stranger to begin with?

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Rosebunse t1_jabbyfv wrote

Sounds like the girlfriend was so immersed in the game that she probably wasn't thinking clearly.

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Hsensei t1_jabf83s wrote

I've haven't been in a hotel that didn't have auto lock doors in the past 30 years

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ZY_Qing t1_jabs3hd wrote

So just your average league player

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NZSheeps t1_jabtiey wrote

If I had a dollar for every time a woman has rushed in and stripped naked while I'm gaming ...

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Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_ja99tx6 wrote

Bros before hos

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Jim3001 t1_ja9o7tn wrote

Whats funny is that it was the girlfriend that was playing League, while to dude was in bed. Then some weird chick comes in, strips and lays in the bed. And she kept gaming.

A true Gamer girl!

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smashkraft t1_jaa347j wrote

She has to be better than Silver with that level of focus. That's a lot of commotion to tune out

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SomebodyInNevada t1_jaazn0e wrote

She delegated her boyfriend to deal with the problem. The girl does not appear to be a threat, isn't trying to seduce boyfriend, what's the problem?

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SnarfbObo t1_ja8uaew wrote

The right thing to do in the situation, he knew he wasn't gettin any

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Eleven918 t1_ja953dy wrote

2 things.

He's there with his girlfriend who is the gamer. So he's already getting some.

The naked girl is a third party.

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