Submitted by Mighty_L_LORT t3_11brh2n in nottheonion
eagle4123 t1_j9zegyw wrote
So is this about Iceberg lettuce?
InternetPeon t1_j9zjq5j wrote
Lettuce all romaine calm.
GlobalTravelR t1_j9zw3w6 wrote
The sun will come out Tomato.
Bubbagumpredditor t1_ja064tf wrote
I'm sure something will turnip
CitizenDild0o t1_ja2s584 wrote
I carrot see things ending well
nuclearswan t1_ja3cbee wrote
This is getting completely radicchio. (Sorry guys.)
DJSlimer t1_j9zexhy wrote
Find out and lettuce know.
VyrPlan t1_j9zfk35 wrote
and be sure to produce facts
Crooked_Cock t1_j9zgg3h wrote
One thing is for sure
The people responsible for bringing on this shortage are cole hearted
GlobalTravelR t1_j9zwf07 wrote
Yeah, the skyrocketing food prices are already taking half of every workers' celery.
Mighty_L_LORT OP t1_j9zezji wrote
Not sure what to make of this word salad…
Zxcc24 t1_ja09swh wrote
Lettuce see what happens.
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