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LeXRTG t1_j6m9cyw wrote

Tonight on the 6 o'clock news, a raging fire consumes the Vatican, leaving nothing but ashes in its wake. Some insist that this is the handiwork of Satan himself. An eye witness claims to have seen the ground crack open in Saint Peter's Square, unleashing Satan and all of hell's armies on the entire world. Others say it was just some random guy from Reddit who lost his friends & new girlfriend in the catacombs and wanted revenge. Are we all going to die and burn in hell for eternity?? Tune in tonight at 6 PM to find out!

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