Submitted by grrief t3_10g4sge in nosleep

Last time, I told you all a bit about my job and the custom side of the business, which involves my inhuman clients. Of course, these custom jobs aren’t always my favorite, but most of the time, I prefer them to working with the open hours clientele. These are some of the most rude and entitled people I’ve ever met. With the custom clients, there are usually clear boundaries in place, and as long as they are respected, they will respect mine as well. The humans, on the other hand, don’t give a shit about boundaries or respect.

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So I want to tell you about the first time I ever witnessed a breach in our open hours.

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It was my fourth month on the job, and I was starting to get pretty comfortable with custom fittings. I knew the basics of measuring, note taking, and how to recommend fabrics for different skin types (do NOT give tweed to a werewolf, trust me). I was working with my coworker, Patrick, and we were waiting on our eight o’clock appointment to arrive. Patrick was mindlessly scrolling on his phone, and I was mentally preparing myself for the next hour of anxiety.

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The elevator was locked for human use, as always, but we heard the front doors open and a seemingly human voice.

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“Hello? Are you guys still open?”

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My heart dropped. I knew the client we had coming in tonight, and this voice was not his.

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“Oh shit,” Patrick hissed, dropping his phone and rushing to the floor. I ran right behind him, and we found a human man browsing the racks.

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“There you are! Do you guys have any leather jackets?”

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I’ve never seen Patrick so angry.

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“Sir,” he started, trying to keep his composure, “we have been closed for well over an hour. How did you get up the elevator?”

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“The elevator wasn’t working, so I took the stairs,” he said with an obnoxious smirk. “If you’re closed, why are your doors unlocked? Seems to me like you’re open, seeing as you’re both still here, so why don’t you just show me your leather jackets, ‘kay?”

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This response shocked me. Not necessarily the blatant rudeness, but the fact that he had taken the stairs. The staircase door was always locked, and was only accessible with the keys we carry on our necks at all times.

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“Sir, it is clearly stated on our door that we close at seven o’clock. I don’t know how you gained access to the staircase, but you need to leave. We will be more than happy to help you when we open tomorrow, but for your safety, you need to leave immediately.”

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Excuse me? For my safety? Is that a threat? I need to speak to your manager right now. I can’t believe this. I have never been disrespected like this. I’ve heard only wonderful things about this shop, and given the prices of your pieces I would assume you would be eager to serve me!”

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With that, we heard the elevator door open. Oh fuck, I thought, and the look on Patrick’s face showed he felt the same.

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“Sir, you need to follow me right now. You will have to wait in the back office-”

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“I’m not going anywhere with you, how dare you-”

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Suddenly, the man froze. And not froze like he saw something that frightened him, I mean froze like time stopped for him. There was still a stream of spit stuck mid air in front of his angry red face. I looked around him to see our appointment, Richard, standing behind him with his golden cane touching the man’s ankle.

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“Good evenin’, folks!”

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Richard is a very short man, standing only three feet tall. He has a white beard that falls all the way to the top of his gold-studded cowboy boots, and extremely long white hair that usually drags behind him like a cap. Tonight, his outfit of choice was a pair of dark wash denim with gold detailing, a black button up shirt with gold threading, and a flashy bolo tie decorated with real rubies. This was actually toned down compared to his usual attire. The first time I met him, he was wearing a three-piece suit made out of woven gold. He spoke with a thick southern drawl, and had that classic southern charm to him.

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The most off-putting thing about him are his eyes. They are golden yellow, and are accentuated even more by his love of gold clothing. His pupils are almost cat-like, long ovals that are almost human, but not quite.

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Patrick smiled at Richard nervously.

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“Hello sir, it’s great to see y-”

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“Is this young man givin’ you troubles?” he said, tapping his cane against the man’s ankles. Each time he lifted it up, the man briefly unfroze, and I watched incredulously as the line of spit inched further from his mouth.

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“No no, not at all! He just simply was confused with our hours, I was just explaining to him-”

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“Your store hours are very clear on the door there, and judgin’ by the crimson shade he’s turnin’, I take it he ain’t welcome here.”

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“Richard, you know everyone is welcome in our shop. If you could just let me explain to him that he needs to leave for your appoint-”

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“Now, Patrick,” Richard started slowly, walking around the frozen man, careful to keep his cane on him, “I’m aware everyone is welcome here, and that’s somethin’ I love about your shop. However, I know you are aware that I believe men should be held responsible for their actions. And this young man here, the one I heard screamin’ and hollerin’ from three floors down, needs to be taught a little somethin’ about respect. This is the type of behavior I’d expect from a toddler, but a grown man? And in front of a lady nonetheless?” He motioned to me, and I already felt the guilt from whatever he was about to do in the name of my honor.

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“Richard, please-”

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“Patrick, I don’t wanna waste both of our time by arguin’ over this. Please take the little lady to the back office. I’d like to have a word with this gentleman before my appointment, if you don’t mind.” He had a sternness to his voice I had never heard before, and almost in a trance, Patrick turned and motioned for me to step in the back. I looked at Richard, who gave me a solemn nod, and decided I didn’t want to see what was about to happen.

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As we walked away, I heard the man unfreeze.

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“-you speak to me that… wait, who are you?”

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Patrick closed the office door just as we heard the man screaming.

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“What the fuck are you?! Please stop, don’t do this, oh my god HELP ME!”

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I covered my ears, trying to block out the horrifying squelching sounds coming from the floor. I was tempted to look out, convinced whatever I was imagining in my mind had to be worse than what was actually happening, but decided the sound was traumatizing enough.

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I noticed Patrick was just staring at the wall. I walked up to him carefully and waved my hands in front of his face, but he didn’t even seem to notice. His eyes began to water, and I noticed he wasn’t blinking. I assumed Richard had done something to his mind to allow his vengeance on the customer, so I closed his eyes for him.

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After about 10 minutes, Patrick opened his eyes and turned back to the door, opening it and motioning for me to exit. I carefully stepped out, and when we got to the curtain, he did the same thing, politely holding it open for me. I saw Richard standing alone, wiping off his cane with a bright red cloth.

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“I apologize, young lady. Men nowadays don’t understand how to behave themselves. It grinds my gears hearing those with no respect treatin’ kind folks like y'all as less than them. I hope this doesn’t tarnish our relationship, and I hope you understand why I had to take matters into my own hands.”

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I took a moment to look him up and down, and noticed a splash of red in his beard. I felt myself grow queasy, and hoped he hadn’t noticed my staring, with no luck. He caught my eyes, and quickly wiped it with his red cloth. I forced a smile, and decided I did not want to seem rude for staring.

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“Of course, Richard. I appreciate your efforts to protect us and our store.”

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He smiled at me, and I glanced at Patrick, who was still staring mindlessly. “If you’re ready, we can go ahead and begin your appointment! I believe in your notes you mentioned you’re looking for a new suit?”

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“That’s correct, darling,” he said with a kind smile. He approached Patrick, looked him right in his eyes, and said, “Alright son, let’s begin!”

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Patrick quickly blinked back to reality. He looked around the store in a slight panic, and after seeing the look on my face that said don’t ask any questions, let’s just do this, he smiled at Richard.

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“Absolutely! We have some new fabrics in, and our warehouse sent over a sample of our latest gold threading!”

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I was completely caught off guard by Patrick’s cheery façade, but after stealing a glance at him during the measuring, I knew he was just as scared as I was.

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After Richard left, Patrick and I spent the next hour trying to figure out what was wrong with the staircase door. We checked the lock, and sure enough, it wasn’t working. The door closed perfectly fine, but the lock was blocked by something. We tried prying it out with the key, a screwdriver, and even some sewing scissors.

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“I don’t understand, what is stuck in there?” he asked himself, getting increasingly frustrated. He began banging on the door forcefully, and I was about to yell at him to stop, but a small ruby fell out of the lock. I picked it up, and the realization dawned on me.

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“Richard? Why would he do that?”

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Patrick turned away from me slowly, silently checked the lock, and it worked fine. He then went upstairs, and I followed him quickly.

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“Patrick, why would he do that? He was so set on everyone being so respectful, yet he jams our lock?? Who the fuck does that??”

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He turned to me abruptly and I had to back up to avoid running into him.

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“Monsters. Monsters do this. He was hungry, and he must have seen this man trying to get into the store. He gave him a way in, and when the man made the decision to act indecent, he gave Richard the excuse he needed to feed. Everyone we deal with has rules, and if anyone breaks them, they pay the price. That’s the way it is. Get used to it.”

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He sounded angry, but I could see something in his eyes that gave me a chill. They looked… hollow.

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“What did he do to you, Patrick?”

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He sighed before turning away to continue packing up for the night.

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“This isn’t the first time Richard has done that to me. When his mind is set, he will make sure nothing stops him from finishing what he started. The thing is… When he has you in his mind, you see everything he sees. I saw… what he did to that man.” He looked at me carefully. “Maybe I’ll tell you tomorrow. Just be careful with Richard. He seems to like you, but you never know.”

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With that, he walked out, and left me alone with a million questions and a full store to clean.

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Since I’ve worked here, I find myself even more scared on the bus ride home. Every person I encounter gives me anxiety. If I saw Richard on the street, I wouldn’t think he was some being that can freeze people or is capable of swallowing a person whole, I would just think he is a very short man who likes gold and likes to wear colored contacts. But, knowing what I know, I find it much harder to trust strangers on the street.

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One positive thing I’ve taken from my time here, though, is just be fucking polite. It might literally save your life.

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the-darksider t1_j5103ed wrote

I would suggest you to see a therapist.. But then again what will you even tell them in this case.. I mean difficult client sounds way too mild for whatever you go through sis

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MamaOnica t1_j519bei wrote

I remember working retail. I worked mostly in the luxury brands, but even in fast fashion stores, we always had assholes like Entitled Leather Jacket Guy. I can't tell you how many times I wished we had a Richard.

Looking forward to your next post, Harper!

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Seanste90 t1_j51e6hs wrote

The irony of a supernatural being named Richard dealing with a customer being an absolute dick.....

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grrief OP t1_j51erow wrote

I’ve definitely considered therapy, maybe I will ask Daniel if there’s anyone he talks to that knows what we do here. (but honestly, knowing him, he probably bottles it up just like me lol)

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grrief OP t1_j51f4vw wrote

It is kind of nice having someone to defend us, but then again, it makes me terrified to ever slip up and get on his bad side. Who knows what he might consider rude if he’s hungry enough..

Thank you!!

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MamaOnica t1_j51o7ql wrote

I kind of grew up in the south with southern gentlemen like Richard. The genteel mixed with monster rules, I think you're safe with him unless you do something absolutely repugnant.

Poor Patrick. How is he doing?

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grrief OP t1_j51r0cw wrote

That is definitely a relief! I'll still keep my guard up just in case, but thank you for the reassurance.

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Patrick is doing fine, this happened quite a while ago and given what we see everyday, I doubt he thinks about it anymore. He is usually most worried about how I am doing, but I think he's just scared I'm going to quit lol.

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mild_music t1_j5214zz wrote

Richards not himself when he’s hungry, by the way how is Koro?

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Kilrona t1_j524e2k wrote

Bless you. I eagerly await more tales from your tailor shop; even ones you consider more mundane.

I am not sure which idea I should entertain. On one hand, it's terrifying that we're constantly surrounded by these monsters. Humans usually enjoy not having the position of "prey."

On the other hand, they are not totally unpredictable. You enjoy a special position of someone that provides something they want; and that is conditional on your wellbeing. It sounds like people of your intestinal fortitude (or stubbornness) are rare.

It sounds like a situation of education and manners. While I'm sure my morbid sense of curiosity is emboldened by my distance from your situation, I am a little envious.

I think you are actually safer than the rest of us. You just can't hide behind the blissful veil of ignorance.

Arm yourself with as much knowledge as you can. You sound smart and wilful enough to indefinitely use this to your advantage.

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Fragrant-Proof1268 t1_j526yrm wrote

Lets be honest, that guy seemed like he kicked puppies, so lets just assume he had it coming

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grrief OP t1_j52k35h wrote

This made me laugh way too much lol

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Koro is... well, he's Koro. It's hard to get a read on that guy. I don't think he can actually feel emotions, but as far as I know, he's doing well. Still buying plenty of suits! I wonder why he even needs clothes...

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grrief OP t1_j52kzko wrote

You bring up a great point, they do need me to provide them with my services, but that doesn't bring me too much relief as my coworkers can do just as good of a job (if not better) than I can. I always do my best to keep on their good side so they have no reason to dispose of me.

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I do try to do research when I learn new things about my clients, but honestly, I enjoy sleeping peacefully at night, and my research typically makes me more frightened. I just listen to them carefully and mimic their behavior, and it seems to please them. Plus, my coworkers have been doing this much longer than I have, so I'm able to get tips from them.

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Thank you for your insight!! I always appreciate any advice I can get.

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grrief OP t1_j52szfz wrote

I work with my manager Daniel, as well as my coworker, Patrick. I have one other coworker who I haven't mentioned yet, as I feel he will require a bit of an explanation, but trust me, he is much better at this job than I am.

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Kilrona t1_j52txx7 wrote

If they didn't need a third, they wouldn't have hired you. Give yourself time, patience, and experience. Right now you're the new girl, which carries its own sort of charm. Confidence and competence will come with time. Don't let them fray your nerves too badly, or you'll end up as nervous as Daniel.

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DevilMan17dedZ t1_j53yg6f wrote

Manners seem to have taken a back seat with the majority of the world these days... an Honest 'Thank You' can make someone's day that much better.

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spookymom_26 t1_j5480m8 wrote

Read your first post about your job and I'd love to meet Koro and Richard. Richard seems like the type of guy... monster that would fight off anyone for you! And Koro just seems to know fashion.

Does Richard come in alot? What other high profile people (rather not say monsters) have you met working there?

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grrief OP t1_j55rijg wrote

Thank you! I definitely am starting to consider Koro a bit of a fashionista, since he is one of the clients that comes in the most.

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Richard doesn't shop super often, usually only when we get new golden materials in. Somehow he just seems to know when this is, as we don't really have any way of contacting our custom clients.

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I'll be posting plenty of new stories about my unique clients, and since most of them require a bit of an explanation, I'll have to keep you in suspense for now!

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IncredulousCockatiel t1_j6028od wrote

I used to work at a pet store as a night supervisor, keep in mind I was a teenager and scared of grown-ups. I wouldn't let someone push me around like this now. Anyway. We were usually open until 9pm but on Sundays it was 5pm and people really didn't know so they would stick around a lot and sometimes we had to get on the intercom and say please complete your purchases blah blah blah. Usually everyone was gone after 15/20 minutes max.

Anyway, one day this guy was just staring at the fish and he wouldn't fucking leave, we talked to him, we vacuumed, cleaned, turned off the lights, I let out all the other employees, long story short he stayed for 45 minutes after close until finally meekly approached him and said the registers would automatically be shutting down soon (which was true) and he screamed in my face and launched a campaign to get me fired that lasted for actual months. He kept trying to get me write down the number of my "regional manager" which we didn't even have bc this was a small family-owned business. Then tried to get me to give the owner's personal number.

Just saying, I would have rather dealt with Richard and/or Richard's methods.

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