chalaismyig t1_j2keyou wrote
So you used natural toothpaste then, huh? Flouride clogs up your pineal gland aka third eye thus enabling you to finally see her for what she truly is. Guess she didn't like that very much.
CandiBunnii t1_j2lwylv wrote
I knew I was on to something by never drinking water or brushing my teeth!
Also explains all the lurking shadow people and the eyes that peer back at me from my vent.
AdPsychological139 t1_j2lxym0 wrote
You have a cat in your vent aswell?😂
CandiBunnii t1_j2lyw17 wrote
I hope so, maybe it'll take care of the raccoon in my ceiling
AdPsychological139 t1_j2lz7ow wrote
The crocodile in my floor would fix that raccoon for sure 🤔
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chalaismyig t1_j2mt35d wrote
Lmao! Sure, bud
Nova1123 OP t1_j2kvrmh wrote
Didn’t know about that…
chalaismyig t1_j2kwono wrote
Welp. Lol
heavy_deez t1_j2mvcyh wrote
Quick etiquette tip for everybody: when you decide to open your third eye, it's polite to light a match and crack a window.
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