Submitted by NomNomNomNation t3_zl1302 in nosleep
NomNomNomNation OP t1_j030qzd wrote
Reply to comment by I_have_no_fun in I've lived today before. by NomNomNomNation
If you were gonna suggest breaking up with my wife, yes, you've suggested that before. It broke both of our hearts, and didn't work
Or maybe you were gonna suggest your plan involving bread
Idk, you're a bit of a wild card. Always something new
I_have_no_fun t1_j03137e wrote
I was gonna ask about the bread, but hey, you try throwing a ceiling fan at your wife yet?
No_Competition7327 t1_j05ygsc wrote
wife's deaths : 0 So not yet
F-ckingExtras t1_j07oe0l wrote
I mean, wife injuries are not wife deaths
UniqueCommentNo243 t1_j06mltu wrote
Maybe this is why nobody lets you have "fun".
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