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I_have_no_fun t1_j0303vk wrote

Have you tried- nah, why do I even kid myself, you've probably already tried it.

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NomNomNomNation OP t1_j030qzd wrote

If you were gonna suggest breaking up with my wife, yes, you've suggested that before. It broke both of our hearts, and didn't work

Or maybe you were gonna suggest your plan involving bread

Idk, you're a bit of a wild card. Always something new

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I_have_no_fun t1_j03137e wrote

I was gonna ask about the bread, but hey, you try throwing a ceiling fan at your wife yet?

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