Submitted by girl_from_the_crypt t3_zy4auu in nosleep
CandiBunnii t1_j23upfe wrote
I feel you, I like to lounge around wearing a ketchup bottle costume, just the hat if I'm feeling feisty.
Keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses away.
Wedding dresses are expensive for a pretty dress you only get to wear for a few hours, if at all.
Nothing wrong with getting your money's (or emotional investments) worth out of it.
I do recall someone in a similar situation doing pretty well turning their land into a campground, and another offering guided tours for a hefty price, definitely worth considering if there's interest.
The Cryptid Gravy Seals are going to show up and die all over your property anyway, may as well hand them a list of rules and pocket the admission fee.
May also keep those that live in the woods from leading your employees astray if they're well sated with those that don't follow directions or intentionally antagonize.
girl_from_the_crypt OP t1_j23vbxr wrote
Thanks, I actually fancy myself in my bridal gowns. That's not the reason I wear them but, like, still.
Yeahhh I don't want to do any of that. I catch your drift, and you make a good point, but I get enough money from my family to entertain the woods and my workers, so an additional loss of life is unnecessary. Besides, I think that would be another sign of disrespect towards the forest, so it'd bite me in the ass.
tinason3 t1_j24i0lj wrote
I was also curious if she knew Kate, but I would imagine that entities like these are too territorial to live in close proximity.
Revolupine t1_j26nymp wrote
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking "hey, this sounds like old land!"
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