"Next came a shapely young woman who seemed to be in her teenage years and in the throes of puberty. I quickly glanced away from the fact that she was developing all the right curves in all the right places and her face looked like it belonged on the cover of a magazine."

"She nodded and walked down the hall. It took every ounce of willpower not to watch her walk away in her nightdress."

Seconding the other person, coming off as really creepy. You lost me there