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monkner t1_iwuqtdg wrote

Good luck explaining that when they come for the body. “Yeah, I had to cut out his heart for the witch of the woods.” (sound of cuffs clicking)

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NinjaTuna96 t1_iwz565u wrote

Reminds me of a hunting joke where a hunter shoots somebody and calls 911; they ask if the guy is still alive and he replies: “He was until I gutted him!”

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