I wonder what would happen if you were to turn yourself in. I guess it'd be a matter of how long you'd be willing to sit in a cell feigning captivity before getting bored and leaving. Anyway, death, while unpleasant, will always be a necessity.

Also, looks like you can make some wicked prank calls now.

Perhaps you can come up with a pithy last line. Something better than "You've been expecting me, and I'm not here for your tax payment."