Submitted by fainting--goat t3_ypawnx in nosleep
prawnpaella t1_iviqa3x wrote
Gosh that sounds like a very close escape. Perhaps you could try some predatory scents to scare away the possums. Perhaps some garlic peels or even a pepper spray can for next time.
Elajz t1_ivis1t0 wrote
I can totally see pepper spray to counteract their funny freckle mouths :)
euriphides t1_ivjmi2m wrote
Yes! A Tabasco-filled squirt gun straight in the face - no wait, this is a valid excuse to drop a few extra bucks on some of that insane who-would-even-make-this ghost pepper sauce.
Edit: I'm on a roll - my brain just said "but wait! these things are covered in mouths!" Water balloons....
MamaOnica t1_ivjurtt wrote
>Water balloons....
Ashley, you should really consider this.
fainting--goat OP t1_ivyen2b wrote
Okay the water balloon idea is just a hilarious mental image.
euriphides t1_ivyvy6m wrote
😃 happy to give you something to laugh about, in all this. Your boss did say it's all about attitude - how can you not feel more confident the next time you have to deal with them, if you've got a bag full of hot sauce balloons with you?
Viewing a single comment thread. View all comments