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CandiBunnii t1_isg380i wrote

Reply to comment by Thomascrane222 in On a hunting trip with my Grandad, deep in the forest, we made a haunting discovery. There's something wrong with the animals. by Darkly_Gathers

Send the floridians with semi-automatic alligators

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LaserAntlers t1_it27m6a wrote

Ideally you wouldn't even need to send that many Floridians or with rifles at all. Theoretically, a handful should be able to take care of the problem. However, if you only send 10 or so it becomes a campout party. At 20 it becomes a get-together, and at 30-40 it's like a concert or a mob. At about the 50 threshold you have a stable militia mentality going, and if you double it into two teams you can piggyback onto sports-team tribalism to create two deadly competitive militias, a pair of self motivating forces.

The guns are just so they shoot them rather than try to get some skinwussy.

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