Submitted by SimbaTheSavage8 t3_y73lv3 in nosleep
A_PiRat_Named_Cookie t1_issq8tf wrote
Shoulda had some weapons. You don't go hauling around bags of gold without some freakin weapons, man. Especially magic gold stamped with demon heads!
Whatta they even teach you kids in school? Certainly not common sense.
SimbaTheSavage8 OP t1_isst3r2 wrote
Yeah. You’re right. Should’ve bought a gun or something with my newfound money. A bullet in the skull would teach those creatures.
What was I thinking??🤦♀️
A_PiRat_Named_Cookie t1_isswylc wrote
Don't feel bad. You were failed by the system that raised you. Sharpshooting, fencing, ground fighting, boxing, and archery should be standard courses. I hear they don't even play dodgeball any more.
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