Submitted by ByfelsDisciple t3_yam9gh in nosleep
Supermarket_Haunting t1_ited7j9 wrote
Reply to comment by CandiBunnii in I love my wife, which is why I’m about to die by ByfelsDisciple
> You should have constructed the most difficult, convoluted grocery list of all time.
>Bananas, a bunch of 5 with 2 unripe
>Grapes, but with none loose in the bottom of the bag
>Deli meat, freshly sliced to half the width of a finger nail and only complete perfect slices
>Swiss cheese, each slice may only have 6 holes
>1,913 organic coffee beans
>Rachel Ray Nutrish refrigerated dog food (only If you don't actually have a dog)
Then she really would want to kill him.
daishomaster t1_itef42x wrote
The mere mention of Rachel Ray inspires a murderous frenzy...
teapotoccamy t1_itfpo26 wrote
I'm having flashbacks of Uncle Roger losing his mind while she makes "pad Thai"
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