Submitted by HeadOfSpectre t3_yfv6lj in nosleep
A_PiRat_Named_Cookie t1_iu5gjwo wrote
Tony did not, in fact, party like a Pirate. Probably why he got eaten by a sea beast. They don't like frauds and pretenders. It's too bad the other ship and some of his guests became collateral damage.
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu5hg9c wrote
Well Cookie I guess you'd know.
A_PiRat_Named_Cookie t1_iu5raz3 wrote
It's an educated guess. But you can tell Tony wasn't a Pirate by the way he threw a fit over not getting laid.
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu5u325 wrote
Real pirates don't want to suck toes. They only want the booty.
SpongegirlCS t1_iuccnjt wrote
Which they eat like groceries.
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