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madnessfuel t1_jc91jt7 wrote
Deixa o boto se engraçar, deixa.
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jc91n62 wrote
I see you’re a man of culture as well
madnessfuel t1_jc92377 wrote
Cheers, fellow carioca.
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RevolutionaryLie1903 t1_jc9ainp wrote
It was a bizarre read but not the worst I’ve ever read.
Marzana1900 t1_jc9chq9 wrote
That sneaky cetacean! Never trust hairy muscles and a fedora OP.
Jedrich728 t1_jc9jjeb wrote
“I have done so”.
vi_rose t1_jc9modl wrote
He isn't technically your son in law since your daughter never married him. Just the father of your grandchild and your child
ISawWendiGo t1_jc9pwyf wrote
"I decided I would confront him. How could he do this to Jasmin?" Seriously? How could HE? Way to go, mom!
sugoidesuuu t1_jc9qs1j wrote
Damnit, how did I get here to the “dolphin fuckers” section
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jc9xo0y wrote
That’s true
glyphdragonix t1_jc9xzed wrote
Well this is interresting. I already heard of something similar, in a brazilian legend.
the_humeister t1_jc9y6oc wrote
Stupid sexy dolphin
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MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jc9z0it wrote
To be fair I also didn’t expect him to be secretly dolphin
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jc9z2o2 wrote
Yes the legend of the boto cor de rosa
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LittleBack6016 t1_jca6q5h wrote
Fish are friends, not food. Evidently very good friends. They didn’t show this part in FINDING NEMO
basicbidita t1_jca7jtl wrote
Dude Jasmin clearly should marry a wereshark now, and seek avenge on that dolphin..also you need to stay away from your daughter please.. sorry to say but you're not a good mom :(
[deleted] t1_jca96fd wrote
Not sure which part is more horryfing, the dolphin person making dolphin babies or that you thought a man in his 40s is a good match for your 18 year old daughter 😨😨
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jca9brc wrote
My daughter is not eighteen, she’s in her 20s. I also thought it was weird at first but he said he was 29 and for some reason I trusted him
Leo_The_Dumbass t1_jcaaoam wrote
How the fuck did I get to the bestiality side of this forum
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jcaavhw wrote
I did warn in the title he wasn’t human
Leo_The_Dumbass t1_jcab1gp wrote
I thought your SOL was a demon or some shit, not a fucking dolphin. Those shitheads are even worse than the devil
No-Extreme-4564 t1_jcak03v wrote
Well now as you have his address I think you can call police or cop I guess.....
ursus_curseus_999 t1_jcakuc0 wrote
Nice to see that Brazil has it's own selkies, and that they're still up to the same old selkie antics.
pxywu t1_jcalgg1 wrote
This was extremely weird. I wouldn’t say it is creepy or scary. Just a bit peculiar and odd.
onyxaj t1_jcall94 wrote
A tale of love and betrayal.
Secretly Dolphin.
This week on the Hallmark Channel.
gothbutnotreally t1_jcalxli wrote
The Shape of Water sequel is wild
onyxaj t1_jcam38g wrote
Do they not do ultrasounds anymore? There would be evidence the baby was not human WAY before she gave birth.
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jcameld wrote
Finding out you will be giving birth to a dolphin is pretty terrifying
pxywu t1_jcamoc6 wrote
Yes I doubt it would be anything pleasant
TigerKey2779 t1_jcan853 wrote
Spoiler alert!
blackbutterfree t1_jcant2s wrote
I would've slept with him too, he sounds like a hot merman daddy.
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jcanv6d wrote
I told her not to do it, because I read on the internet they inject the fetus with chemtrails
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VladSuarezShark t1_jcavabe wrote
All dolphins look the same (within a given colour). Conceal your own pregnancy, and ensure that both babies are never seen together.
HECK_OF_PLIMP t1_jcayx2i wrote
dolphinsex.com irl
HECK_OF_PLIMP t1_jcaz03h wrote
the fish saliva was a dead giveaway
Impossible_Forever35 t1_jcb002q wrote
abortion is the way to go mam
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1MoreTiredTeacher t1_jcb92ex wrote
Tbh the biggest plot twist here is that you're Brazilian and not Portuguese. You fooled me with the codfish
01110100-01101101 t1_jcbe0lk wrote
I have herd about it but don't know much on it. 😗
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MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jcbji7u wrote
This is nosleep everything here is real
kitXD t1_jcbjp5n wrote
The only questionable part of this is the fedora
AmarilloWar t1_jcblqkc wrote
Ad the fact that she knows that her daughter has a lot of trysts and calls them "lovers" 🤮
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MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jcbnag5 wrote
You just gave me an idea for a future story
RagicalUnicorn t1_jcbrru7 wrote
Haha I was legit thinking the same thing. Even the discussion about her being pregnant was giving off major red flags.
RagicalUnicorn t1_jcbssha wrote
In that sexy skin tight suit.. bet it feels like he's wearing nothing at all.
danielleshorts t1_jcbt5x2 wrote
Wish I had dolphins instead of kids!
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paingravy t1_jcbtyz8 wrote
those dastardly dolphins
MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jcbvw5s wrote
Well I have a daughter and will have dolphins apparently
PastorRabbi t1_jcbwbm6 wrote
Seems like you're not human either, having sex with the father of your daughters child..
Experiments-Lady t1_jcbwi8b wrote
At least baby will have a sibling of the same species!!
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jennywhistle t1_jcd1k7k wrote
.... really? No offense OP but if this had happened to me, I wouldn't share it
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danielleshorts t1_jcjene6 wrote
I have 3 daughters(11 months apart). Dolphins would have been easier.,😂🤣
Significant-Bench-92 t1_jc8musf wrote
Wow! I guess confess to your daughter soon.