Yeah think I’ll skip the beef dinner tomorrow now

To be truly ethical, one should only eat meat one has harvested from their person. I wouldn't suggest this diet for everyone. But, as they say, you are what you eat.

My 🫣 stomach will never be the same. I used to love rare steak but it's going to be steamed veg from now on.

Why is the thumbnail a loaf of meat?

To know oneself with a bearnaise sauce is to love oneself. Steamed broccoli with toasted almonds is always an excellent side.

A thumbnail can take many culinary forms but none are particularly easy to eat in large amounts. Much like lentils they need to be broken down somewhat to bring out their flavor. If you have the patience to collect thumbnails they make an excellent flour which has the added benefit of being gluten free. So, you see, a thumbnail can be a loaf of bread or many other baked goods.

Your Christmas was ruined! What a shame.

Indeed it was. And the police took all the leftovers into evidence.

That reminds me. My favorite pub has their hot wings special tonight.

The dermis is a fascinating organ. A thin skin can be quite delectable when immersed in hot oil.

Wow

I would have written more on the matter but my nurse, who takes my dictation and reads my correspondence, has made it very clear that she has no appetite for the subject.

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