Suzan, I personally understand, Suzan. Sometimes, you just can't trust a person, Suzan.

I mean, OP promised not to tell, Suzan. You didn't make any such promise, right Suzan?

He promised that he wouldn't tell a soul, Suzan. But, first thing in the morning, what does he do, Suzan? He emails you, Suzan! A person with a history of...oh, let's say, not being the best Secret Keeper, right Suzan?

This certainly isn't on you, Suzan. Besides, Suzan, what's the big deal? The works getting done, Suzan. What difference does it make if actual humans are doing it, Suzan, or if it's smelly voodoo rag dolls?