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emokitty1994 t1_j9595df wrote

Maybe your dad should have been running with you everyday. Then he could have kept up.

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The-Shattering-Light t1_j95w0hy wrote

Or maybe just not be an abusive ass and force you to get up and run

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emokitty1994 t1_j971t20 wrote

Normally I’d agree with you there but if you’ve got a monster in town it might pay off to be a fast runner.

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Thr33Littl3Monk3ys t1_j98rp0n wrote

But the monster wasn't in town, it was in the woods. So in this case...being a heavy sleeper would have been better than being a fast runner!

Woulda saved dad's life...

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emokitty1994 t1_j9903nh wrote

The monster wasn’t in town yet. But you’ve got a point there

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