Submitted by bluelotus214 t3_109977a in news
LargeWeinerDog t1_j3yg6sx wrote
Just tilt California up a little bit. Let it drain down south. Problem solved
OneWholeSoul t1_j3yyfvx wrote
Slide some folded newspaper under the Oregon border. Prop the head of the state up.
lunayoshi t1_j3z557t wrote
Maybe we can refill the Salton Sea that way. It's supposed to dry up in, like, 30 years or something.
hiimsubclavian t1_j40numr wrote
Good idea, let's save some of that water. We might need it one day.
CitiusFalcon t1_j41l8sk wrote
Gonna need a pretty big jack to get it down there. The Central Valley is sinking by a lot every year thanks to Big Ag pumping out our ground water to feed nut trees.
https://news.stanford.edu/2022/06/02/will-californias-san-joaquin-valley-stop-sinking/
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Someinterestingbs-td t1_j3zr8oo wrote
And how will you feel about this after the earthquake hmmm
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