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damnthistrafficjam t1_j3v8hq3 wrote

Somehow I knew tonight was not the night. Glad I saved the $2 for the next drawing. I promise that if I win I’ll attempt a hostile takeover of Twitter.

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Acidflare1 t1_j3vm3az wrote

Sorry dude this jackpot is mine and I’m going to build a new rail system like a rollercoaster.

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bt65 t1_j3vs6ux wrote

I would invent a remote for the sun that can adjust its power and how long it will shine, and then every country pay me a monthly fee to get some sun, and if any country or person aren't nice to another, ZAP! I get the guilty one a beem to remind them to play nice, one more time and they never see the sun again.

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SefetAkunosh t1_j3wyv2u wrote

If you need someone to clean the shark tanks in your volcano lair, hmu.

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MedicalJargon-itis t1_j3vv6tx wrote

If I win, I'm going to post a picture of the ticket on Facebook and give $1,000 to everyone that "likes" it and $2,000 to everyone that "shares" it.

It's really the only sensible thing to do.

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surfinwhileworkin t1_j3w29x5 wrote

If I win, it’ll be tricky to move my money, so I’ll need the help of someone in the US who can deposit a check for $1.1 billion and then they can send me the $.1 billion while they keep the difference.

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