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hello_world_wide_web t1_j2sw7am wrote
Gotta admire the honesty and transparency of the female accomplice...she might make a better girlfriend than criminal !!!
HellaTroi t1_j2t0rvn wrote
My first question was what were these two on?
Hard to believe that such concentrated stupidity exists. Even in Florida.
Flatline2962 t1_j2t1k1w wrote
DeSantis is selling tshirts that say "make America Florida" which, in addition to being a shot directly at Trump, is a *terrible* slogan because you are going to associate Florida Guy stories directly with Ron DeSantis and wind up with stuff like this.
SmokeysDrunkAlt t1_j2to7mf wrote
Just counter by finishing the sentence: Make America Florida Man. Once you can't say one without hearing the other, we've won.
Anonymous7056 t1_j2tq132 wrote
Pretty sure we won when they said "Make America Florida" in the first place. It's already the country's punching bag.
SmokeysDrunkAlt t1_j2tz7lc wrote
I agree, but the Florida Man part is too familiar of a phrase and sounds too close to Great Again that you can't unhear it with enough popularity. Shit phase all together, but easier to parrot.
Flatline2962 t1_j2u2bgm wrote
Additionally, you can't say that without hearing it in Bart Simpson's voice.
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Flatline2962 t1_j2u271n wrote
*kisses fingertips*
Ksh_667 t1_j2ydeu8 wrote
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
SuperSimpleSam t1_j2tdjq3 wrote
Yes, Florida, the role-model state. Wonder if people in Florida are deluded about their state.
eightNote t1_j2vwxwl wrote
The Florida man meme exists because of a good government policy around transparency in reporting what crimes the state is prosecuting.
Bring that to the rest of the US, and you will turn all of the states into Florida man. Everyone else hides their Florida men
BoyTitan t1_j2trjs2 wrote
In Florida defense. Florida stupidity is public due to transparency which is a good thing. I forgot the details and specifics. But rhey something that makes their arrests super public. That's why theres a Florida man meme.
hello_world_wide_web t1_j2t1hbc wrote
Presumably they were just "learning the ropes" on how to be master criminals :-)
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