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UnlawfulStupid t1_j26732n wrote

Yeah, so long as it's not harming anyone, why should any of us care? Odd or no, it's an inanimate object, and they own it, so they're allowed to fuck it.

My ancestors fought and died for my right to fuck a toaster, and I'll be damned if I cede even one millimeter of dick to Uncle Sam.

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GreedyNovel t1_j28di38 wrote

Of all the things I put my dick in when I was a teen, why didn't I think of a toaster?

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venom259 t1_j2e5jeo wrote

This message is brought to you by the Adeptus mechanicus. Go Mars!

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