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PointOfFingers t1_j0wapfx wrote

At some point they just have to leave her in jail until she fronts court before she hurts someone or gets shot. She is a completely incompetent criminal.

>Aviles was arrested for seven burglaries in the 19th Precinct on the Upper East Side alone between Nov. 25 and Dec. 8.

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norar19 t1_j0wb5kv wrote

What a fun article! Very cool. Can you imagine her face when she saw Robert De Niro walk down the stairs? Haha!

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Toadfinger t1_j0wb75x wrote

Are you stealing from me? I don't see anybody else around. You must be stealing from me.

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spyrenx OP t1_j0wbirh wrote

Replying to PointOfFingers (#975,362)

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>Under New York state’s bail reform laws that were implemented in 2020, burglary was a non-bailable offense.
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>The woman had 27 arrests and two active bench warrants for failure to appear in court at the time of her arrest, the source said.
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>“This individual is literally the poster child for everything that is wrong with the system,” the law enforcement source said.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/19/entertainment/robert-deniro-new-york-home-burglar/index.html

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Ello_Owu t1_j0wc5hz wrote

The grinch staring Robert De Niro

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black_flag_4ever t1_j0wfac7 wrote

>Police were following Aviles because she was wanted in connection with six other burglaries. Police sources described her as a recidivist who had just been arrested Dec. 8. Aviles was arrested for seven burglaries in the 19th Precinct on the Upper East Side alone between Nov. 25 and Dec. 8.

Arrested for seven burglaries in less than a month and out on bail. That's crazy.

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mbelf t1_j0wm7wu wrote

Replying to Ello_Owu (#975,471)

You’re a mean one, Miss Shanice.

Your heart’s a mouldy pickle,

Your soul is full of spiders and your brain’s a bag of nickels, Miss Shaniiiiice!

You met you match when you - stole from Travis Bickle!

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kstinfo t1_j0wzhir wrote

Damn, I was hoping to find out what kind of gifts a guy like De Niro gets. Probably not socks and ties.

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garvierloon t1_j0x173l wrote

At least she didn’t spray paint a cat

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lorimar t1_j0x3yki wrote

She De Nirly got away with it

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Most_Ruin_3005 t1_j0x4hl9 wrote

Replying to black_flag_4ever (#975,669)

Sure, but also... in the grand scheme of possible crimes, burglary is pretty low on the list. Since it's just burglarly charges, we can deduce the following:

  • In order to get a burglarly charge (vs. Robbery, Larcency, etc), the alleged has to be unarmed (guns or violence would automatically tack on attempted X charges [assault, etc])
  • The alleged would have had to have trespessed onto the premesis with the intent of theft, but either did not manage take anything substantive and did not cause any significant damage or harm (which would be their own charges, like vandalism, etc)

So even though it's 7 arrests... they're arrests for stuff that's just a real shitty nuisence rather than something that was substantively dangeous to other people. Even vague language implying forceful action (e.g. "you're going to get out of my way!", etc) are enough to get a higher charge than burglarly in NY -- this further reinforces the idea that this person is just an objectively very stupid thief, rather than a real menace.

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jomama823 t1_j0x9eah wrote

Did she steal a bunch of sausages and bourbon? I imagine that’s what’s under his tree…

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X_PRSN t1_j0x9shi wrote

All that has to happen is for her to see Robert De Niro still celebrating and singing on Christmas morning, and her heart will grow three sizes and she'll give everything back.

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theblindbandit1 t1_j0xhrpq wrote

No mantis! You’re supposed to get Kevin bacon!

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SouthBoundI35 t1_j0xkbx4 wrote

I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago. It's nestled safely under our tree.

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MidLifeHalfHouse t1_j0xs4l4 wrote

I feel like there hasn’t been a good stocking story in a while.

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disneylegend t1_j0y0hu7 wrote

Very surprising. Didn’t know rich people rent apartments.

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mexicodoug t1_j0y4a30 wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#977,218)

Poor guy. After 80 years of life in sedate, laid-back Manhattan neighborhoods, he's gonna have to start locking his damn front door. What's that town coming to these days?

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8604 t1_j0y4liz wrote

Replying to Most_Ruin_3005 (#977,430)

Dude not everyone can afford a burglary. Stealing a catalytic converter isn't violent and all that bad either, until thousand dollar car repairs leave you on the brink of being in poverty.

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squidking78 t1_j0y50fz wrote

Has to be the most incompetent burglar in history. How many arrests did she have? Give up stupid woman, you’re not very good at this crime thing.

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2SP00KY4ME t1_j0yafre wrote

Replying to Most_Ruin_3005 (#977,430)

I don't think you appreciate how traumatizing a burglary can be. Your house is supposed to be a fundamentally safe space. The person that broke in could've slit your throat while you slept if they wanted, or killed your dog. That can seriously, seriously ruin a person's mental health.

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AttackOficcr t1_j0yf6kg wrote

Replying to spyrenx (#975,421)

Non-bailable has a very different meaning than I thought it does apparently. They should have gone with "bail-less" or "released, no bail" if they are implying she didn't have to post bail, but was released.

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rican_havoc t1_j0yoy3b wrote

You may know who we are but we know who you are.

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MosEisleyBills t1_j0ypcxu wrote

Replying to disneylegend (#979,706)

This is pretty much the norm for the mega wealthy. They don’t want the upkeep burden and cost of the property and don’t need the asset.

When you get mega wealthy it can be more cost effective just to rent a fully furnished property (when compared to the ownership cost of the same property- mortgage costs, taxes, etc). Also means that when you want to move, it’s way more simpler and cheaper to just move to the next fancy pad.

There’s a whole group of mega wealth who just live in hotel suites.

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TheEggman00 t1_j0ypf4u wrote

She was looking for Tommy’s fuckin’ shine box

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grandantique t1_j0yrklo wrote

"Apartment," lol. It's a $69,000 per month, 8,200 square foot mansion with 6 floors and an elevator. But, being NYC, the front door and windows are right on the sidewalk. How does he not have security downstairs? I guess now he will.

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Hashashin455 t1_j0yrkq8 wrote

Huh, now I'm wondering abount a genderbent Mrs. Grinch

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tkburro t1_j0ysgu8 wrote

upper eastside?

wft bro you’re supposed to be downtown. at least upper westside cmon

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orangeineer t1_j0ywi4r wrote

She has been charged with first degree trademark infringment by the estate of Dr. Suess

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heckfyre t1_j0zej4b wrote

What kind of presents did he have under his tree?

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mexicodoug t1_j0zj15n wrote

Replying to hedgibullwinkle (#980,083)

After all these years on Reddit, I still haven't gotten it through my thick head to always use a /S when facetious. No matter how absurd my comment, somebody will always take it seriously.

Honestly, of all the celebrities in America, I think DeNiro must be one of the savviest in terms of maintaining a secure private life along with general respect from the public at large.

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1zzard t1_j0zoe5u wrote

She looks just like De Niro in that photo.

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dasherchan t1_j0zrpnb wrote

I am glad she wasn't a MAGA supporter.

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Nos9684 t1_j0zyb2u wrote

Thief: I GET WHAT I FUCKIN' DESERVE! Shatters glass window

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