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CoolestNebraskanEver t1_j1kw3cx wrote

This is a dream come true. I’ve always wanted something like this to happen to me.

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circlingsky t1_j1kw73e wrote

Same, only thing better would b if it was an Ikea

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the_simurgh t1_j1l1d2o wrote

greedily hoarding and eating all the meatballs when someone tries to take some.

no!

all for simurgh!

goes back to greedily hoarding and eating all the meatballs.

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thiskillstheredditor t1_j1l01bw wrote

5 minutes in a Walmart is a nightmare. You really want to spend the night?

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CoolestNebraskanEver t1_j1l25ah wrote

Yeah it would be fun

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Raw_Venus t1_j1l4v37 wrote

Sir/mama/them? with respect, your definition of 'fun' is very different from mine. Personally I got better things to do then be stuck at Walmart on Christmas Eve.

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theodore_j_detweiler t1_j1lvoul wrote

What are you going to do? You can't just start opening everything. You'd be sitting on the floor all night

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